called my girlfriend the ice queen. (cold and emotionless)

She looks me dead in the eyes and said 'the cold doesn't bother me anyway'

Hi five then walk away.

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The boys didn't get it. I know you will

We were pulling into Dairy Queen for ice cream. One of the boys sd Hey there is only 1 car there. I said "You might say it looks...Desserted."

They didnt catch it so I though I'd share it with you all.

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📅︎ Jun 26 2014
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Dadjoked by my friends Dad

So my friends and I go out to Dairy Queen and get one of those ice cream cakes in the shape of a pizza. We get home and struggle to cut this diamond of a treat and my friends dad comes over and says:

"Do you boys need a hand? Cutting this should be a pizza cake"

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This joke is pretty chill...

What do you call an uncaring royal that lives in the poles? An Ice Queen.

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