The Hurricanes Puns

A list of puns related to "The Hurricanes"

I went into the kitchen and saw a hurricane making a pot of tea

I thought hmm, there's a storm brewing

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👤︎ u/northernsou
📅︎ Dec 28 2020
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The current storm in the gulf has caused flooding, but pales in comparison to Hurricane Harvey.

Some may even call it Beta

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👤︎ u/bananawhack
📅︎ Sep 23 2020
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The 'i' of the hurricane is exactly at the center of the word
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👤︎ u/BoBoAngstyZebra
📅︎ Apr 13 2020
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When Hurricane Dorian hits Florida, I'm going to check out my window for the clouds to get really grey. When they're at peak greyness I'll take a picture. That way Ill always have The Picture of Dorian Grey.
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👤︎ u/TiredMemeReference
📅︎ Aug 30 2019
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When the last hurricane blew through, my friend offered free room and board to any and all...

What a succor!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Nov 30 2019
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The models agree that Hurricane Dorian will turn to the north, but they disagree on exactly when...

Heidi Klum says before hitting the Bahamas; Tyra Banks says after.

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👤︎ u/hew3
📅︎ Sep 02 2019
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What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!

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👤︎ u/Dabber_Danny
📅︎ Aug 24 2019
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The Pressure of Hurricane Michael at its peak was 1004MB.

Why didn't we just zip it in a folder to make it smaller?

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👤︎ u/Tm23246
📅︎ Jun 02 2019
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What did the Redneck Hurricane say to Florida?

Irma get you!

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👤︎ u/nkdby
📅︎ Sep 05 2017
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Did you hear about the dock that collapsed during Hurricane Sandy?

It experienced pier pressure.

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👤︎ u/Wyboth
📅︎ Aug 18 2013
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Have you seen all the flooding down south from the hurricane?

Florence?! Looks more like Venice to me.

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👤︎ u/Hahsakaa
📅︎ Sep 12 2018
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The bull and the hurricane

There was a bad hurricane coming and the farmer gathered all the cows to put in the barn. The young bull refused to go, and the farmer was forced to leave him in the field. The hurricane came and the bull just leaned into the wind and weaved around. The storm mercifully let up after some damage to the barn and other buildings. The cows were very concerned for the young bull and ran out to the field to check on him. One of the older cows asked the young bull why he stayed outside in the storm weaving etc? "We bulls wobble, but we don't fall down" was the reply.

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👤︎ u/MilPens
📅︎ Jul 03 2017
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So if someone decides to ride out the hurricane instead of evacuating

Does that make them a “Flo-rida”?

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👤︎ u/Dan_the_Man0904
📅︎ Sep 13 2018
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What did the hurricane say to the island?

I've got my eye on you.

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👤︎ u/LeverShan
📅︎ Oct 30 2017
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How was the hurricane's day at the beach?

Swell thanks

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👤︎ u/F-Stop
📅︎ Oct 05 2014
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What did the doctors office say to the hurricane?

Sorry, we don't take any Joaquins (walk-ins)

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👤︎ u/ballerlakers24
📅︎ Oct 03 2015
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What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree.?

HOLD ONTO YOUR NUTS THIS IS NO ORDINARY BLOW JOB.

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👤︎ u/FUNNNYJoke
📅︎ Nov 30 2018
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What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?

Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob.

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👤︎ u/jnr_jinx
📅︎ Mar 02 2017
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