A list of puns related to "The Golden Dogs"
Second and third place went to the silver and bronze retrievers.
Mom (addressing us kids): Y'know I once caught your grandfather letting the dog suckle on his nipple when she was a puppy... Once he saw me he put her down and acted like nothing happened.
Dad : So... He was a PETA-phile?
The moment was golden... Couldn't ask for better timing.
Group text with the family.
Dad: Did the dog find any golden nuggets in the front yard?
Brother: Nope. Not this time. Hunting and tracking takes patients dad.
Dad: He gets his patients from me.
Me: But you're not a doctor.
Cooking with my dad while my golden retriever sits in the middle of the kitchen watching... Dad tells dog to get out of the kitchen, and I say "Ah, he's just here for moral support." Without missing a beat, dad responds, "More like morsel support." Heh.
My auditing professor created a fictitious dog food company for us to audit because he has two golden retrievers he mentions pretty often. A student jokingly asks, "If your dogs eat this food, would that make them stakeholders in the company?" He replied, "Yes, they love steak."
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