The Gertrudes Puns

A list of puns related to "The Gertrudes"

In 1939, an unusual farm animal named Gertrude became the first cow to climb to the peak of Mt. Everest carrying gear for the climbers, setting a world record that still stands unbroken.

Since then, the steaks have never been higher.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mitch_watson
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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Gertrude and Heathcliff see an airplane

Red Skelton: Β  Heathcliff and Gertrude are flying along when all of the sudden an airplane goes whizzing by .

Gertrude says to Heathcliff, Β€ΒœGood heavens! Did you see how fast that bird was going? €

Heathcliff says, Β€ΒœSo what? If your tail feathers were on fire, you’d be going that fast too! €

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfraymond
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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