If you've ever seen it, you know what I'm talking about. Nat Nerd pisses himself and wonders why nobody else thinks it's funny. Ali Gator eats the toes of a sandal-wearing biker. Messy Tessy "fixes" the TV with a big glob of snot. They get locked away in the State Home for the Ugly.
If you want to impress your friends with your deep knowledge of fine 80s cinema, show them this movie. They will respect you more than ever afterward.
This was the worst movie I've ever sat through. I was born around when it came out and I'd Butterfly Effect myself to stop this movie from coming out. It's creepy, uncomfortable, ugly and gross in the most boring ways imaginable, and one of the kids is an alligator. That shit doesn't make sense.
Fuck this movie. Fuck you Rod Amateau.
I never had the cards. To those who did, was this worth it? Are you happy with your childhood selfs for encouraging this crime against humanity?
Rod Amateau should be sent to the Hague for trial. I want my 90 minutes back.
"GPK: The Movie" is a 1987 American live action film adaptation of the then-popular children's trading cards series of the same name produced, directed, and co-written by Rod Amateau. It is the last film to be directed by Amateau.
The cards were a parody of the popular Cabbage Patch Kids dolls and each card featured a character that typically had a gross habit, abnormality, or suffered a terrible fate. The film depicted seven of the Garbage Pail Kids (played by dwarf actors in animatronic costumes) interacting with society and befriending a regular boy.
The film was universally poorly reviewed, and is widely considered to be one of the worst films ever made. It was a box office bomb, earning only $1.6 million on a $1 million budget.
A garbage can spaceship is seen flying near Earth. The same garbage can is then shown inside an antique shop owned by Captain Manzini (although it is never shown how or when the can got into the shop, let alone is the garbage can's origin explained). A boy named Dodger is being assaulted by four older teenage bullies in a park. Juice, the leader, steals Dodger's money and drops him in a puddle.
Dodger goes to Manzini's antique shop, where he works. Manzini takes Dodger's clothes and cleans them while warning him to stay away from the garbage can. Later, Dodger sees Tangerine, Juice's girlfriend, who seems to be the most compassionate member of the group towards Dodger, and he tries to persuade her to buy something from the shop. Dodger is attracted to Tangerine and covertly smells her hair while she is distracted. The other bullies enter the shop and attempt to rough up Dodger again, but he manages to outwit them. However, during the tussle, the garbage can is knocked over and a green ooze spills out. The bullies then bring Dodger into a sewer, handcuff him to a rail, and open a pipe, pouring sewage onto him. Dodger is then saved by little mysterious people named the Garbage Pail Kids.
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NO Base64, just go get grossed out here on Mega!
I love the look of cartoon gore and guts like Garage Pail Kids and monster like creatures with bulging eyes and green and reddish-pink guts with oozing fluids coming out.
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