The only thing Flat-Earthers fear...

is Sphere itself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlamingNinja925
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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The Covid19 situation has been particularly stressful for the Flat Earth Society.

They fear social distancing measures will push someone over the edge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MissMoops
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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What did the vegetarian use to fix his flat tire?

I don't know, asparagus?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NecroUknown
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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The flat earth society has members all around the globe.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Just_y_not
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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I don’t get why people buy into the flat earth theory.

I mean, the arguments for it aren’t even well rounded.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedShirtCashion
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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To prove he was right, the "flat earther" walked to the end of the Earth

He eventually came around

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hud_is_on
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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I used to be a flat earther. I even set out to sail across the ocean to find the big ice wall.

But eventually I came around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jradio610
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.

He’ll come around, eventually.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MohanBhargava
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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How do we know that the earth isn't flat?

If it was, cats would have knocked everything off the edge already.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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Flat-Earthers hate the fact our planet is spherical, whereas Asgard is flat.

It's a Thor subject for them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelkorHimself
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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I had an anecdote about menstruation fall flat at the renaissance fair

Of all people, you’d think they’d appreciate a period joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LarsBlackman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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Which Pirates of the Caribbean movie is a favorite of Flat-earthers...?

At World's End.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Just_arrived_here
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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I'm worried about my friends in the Flat Earth club

Social distancing has really pushed some of them over the edge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JhopkinsWA
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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When the mystery machine gets a flat tire who has to change it?

Scooby Do

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1jet007
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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The only thing that flat earthers fear....

Is sphere itself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/murkroyal420
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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Just got the perfect tool for making a good indian flat bread

it's a naan stick pan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jahonay
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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I recently watched a Reality show about flat earthers trying to find the edge of the world, but it was a little disappointing.

The finale wasn’t a cliffhanger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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I just got kicked out of the flat earth society

I asked if the 6 feet social distancing guidelines pushed anyone over the edge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mycorona69
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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Phoned my wife and said, "Unbelievable...on the way to the bowling alley my tyre went flat."

"Have you got a spare?" she questioned.

"Honey," I sighed, "I'm not at the bowling alley yet."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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My flat-earther friend was determined to walk to the edge of the world to prove it's flat.

in the end, he came around.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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There is a lot of concern amongst the flat earth brigade with regards social distancing.

They’re worried it’s going to push people over the edge......

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrP8978
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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E-flat walks into a bar. The bar tender looks up and says,

β€œI’m sorry. We don’t serve minors.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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What if the earth was both round and flat?

Would it be called cylindearth?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnotherKakkar
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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What’s the best vegetable to have around when you get a flat tire?

A spare I guess

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greatreference
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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What's making the Earth flat?

The hot solid iron under our feet!

(My first attempt. Please be gentle.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matthewrmshin
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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As an orchestra conductor, I could tell when the entire violin section missed the key with no sharps or flats...

It was A minor error.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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Why does the flat earther find a strange sense of joy in this pandemic?

. . . . .

All over the world countries are trying to flatten the curve.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_brown_clown
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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If the earth was flat and fish swam over the edge, where would they go?

Trouter space

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mnb1114
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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Recently I took my family on a road trip, and we got a flat tire. When my daughter got out of the car to help, she almost got hit by a car.

Good thing she wasn't, that trip would've been short-lived.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SPONGEROBERT123
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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How do we know the Earth is flat?

It doesn't wear a bra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZubinB
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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What's the best vegetable to have in your car if you have a flat tire?

Asparagus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrDeathtune
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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Here’s an original one I just came up with just now while watching the Behind the Curve flat earth conspiracy documentary on Netflix. It made me realize that I am a flat eyeball conspiracist.

They’re just optical illusions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gabriel_Aurelius
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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what did the flat earther say before falling from a rocket onto the ground?

"The earth is SPLAT"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Davis_Schina
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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I thought this was the best one liner but it fell flat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dlveazie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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Wife and I got a flat tire driving back from the farmer’s market

I should have bought asparagus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Nightman_82
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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Everyone right now in India is hoarding the flat bread.

It's a naan issue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bay2boy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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How do Flat Earthers travel the world?

On a plane!

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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The COVID19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.

They fear that the social distancing measures could push people over the edge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sur5er
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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The only thing flat earthers fear

Is sphere itself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaFunkJunkie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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The only thing flat earthers fear is sphere itself.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cjjsteen3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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I debated with a flat earther once. He got so mad and steamed of saying he would walk of the edge of the earth.

He'll come around eventually.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-_Vapor_-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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The only thing flat earthers fear

Is sphere itself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gilgameshbrah
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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The Only Thing Flat-Earthers Fear...

is sphere itself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hana-Chi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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The only thing that Flat-Earthers fear.

Is sphere itself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chorlse
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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There is a new reality show where flat earthers are trying to find the edge of the world.

They will be so disappointed when the finale is not a cliffhanger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2018
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The only thing flat-earthers have to fear

is sphere itself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZoonDragon
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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The only thing flat earthers fear is sphere itself.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adderalin
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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The only thing flat earthers fear is sphere itself
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πŸ‘€︎ u/x_Parzival_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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The only thing flat earthers have to fear....

Is sphere itself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/choto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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The only thing flat-earthers fear...

...is sphere itself...

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