The only thing Flat-Earthers fear...
The Covid19 situation has been particularly stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear social distancing measures will push someone over the edge.
What did the vegetarian use to fix his flat tire?
The flat earth society has members all around the globe.
I don’t get why people buy into the flat earth theory.
I mean, the arguments for it aren’t even well rounded.
To prove he was right, the "flat earther" walked to the end of the Earth
He eventually came around
I used to be a flat earther. I even set out to sail across the ocean to find the big ice wall.
But eventually I came around.
I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around, eventually.
How do we know that the earth isn't flat?
If it was, cats would have knocked everything off the edge already.
Flat-Earthers hate the fact our planet is spherical, whereas Asgard is flat.
It's a Thor subject for them.
I had an anecdote about menstruation fall flat at the renaissance fair
Of all people, you’d think they’d appreciate a period joke
Which Pirates of the Caribbean movie is a favorite of Flat-earthers...?
I'm worried about my friends in the Flat Earth club
Social distancing has really pushed some of them over the edge.
When the mystery machine gets a flat tire who has to change it?
The only thing that flat earthers fear....
Just got the perfect tool for making a good indian flat bread
I recently watched a Reality show about flat earthers trying to find the edge of the world, but it was a little disappointing.
The finale wasn’t a cliffhanger.
I just got kicked out of the flat earth society
I asked if the 6 feet social distancing guidelines pushed anyone over the edge.
Phoned my wife and said, "Unbelievable...on the way to the bowling alley my tyre went flat."
"Have you got a spare?" she questioned.
"Honey," I sighed, "I'm not at the bowling alley yet."
My flat-earther friend was determined to walk to the edge of the world to prove it's flat.
in the end, he came around.
There is a lot of concern amongst the flat earth brigade with regards social distancing.
They’re worried it’s going to push people over the edge......
E-flat walks into a bar. The bar tender looks up and says,
“I’m sorry. We don’t serve minors.”
What if the earth was both round and flat?
Would it be called cylindearth?
What’s the best vegetable to have around when you get a flat tire?
What's making the Earth flat?
The hot solid iron under our feet!
(My first attempt. Please be gentle.)
As an orchestra conductor, I could tell when the entire violin section missed the key with no sharps or flats...
Why does the flat earther find a strange sense of joy in this pandemic?
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All over the world countries are trying to flatten the curve.
If the earth was flat and fish swam over the edge, where would they go?
Recently I took my family on a road trip, and we got a flat tire. When my daughter got out of the car to help, she almost got hit by a car.
Good thing she wasn't, that trip would've been short-lived.
How do we know the Earth is flat?
What's the best vegetable to have in your car if you have a flat tire?
Here’s an original one I just came up with just now while watching the Behind the Curve flat earth conspiracy documentary on Netflix. It made me realize that I am a flat eyeball conspiracist.
They’re just optical illusions.
what did the flat earther say before falling from a rocket onto the ground?
I thought this was the best one liner but it fell flat
Wife and I got a flat tire driving back from the farmer’s market
I should have bought asparagus
Everyone right now in India is hoarding the flat bread.
How do Flat Earthers travel the world?
The COVID19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that the social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
The only thing flat earthers fear
The only thing flat earthers fear is sphere itself.
I debated with a flat earther once. He got so mad and steamed of saying he would walk of the edge of the earth.
He'll come around eventually.
The only thing flat earthers fear
The Only Thing Flat-Earthers Fear...
The only thing that Flat-Earthers fear.
There is a new reality show where flat earthers are trying to find the edge of the world.
They will be so disappointed when the finale is not a cliffhanger.
The only thing flat-earthers have to fear
The only thing flat earthers fear is sphere itself.
The only thing flat earthers fear is sphere itself
The only thing flat earthers have to fear....
The only thing flat-earthers fear...
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