Everyone was excited at the Autopsy club.
We just bought our new dream house and as I was showing our daughter around for the first time, she asked excitedly, "What's upstairs!?" I chuckled and replied, "Awwwww sweetie...."
Why was the groom excited to take over his new brides cylindrical wooden rod factory
Because it was her dowelry.
I told my husband I was excited to see who's nose our baby has on the ultrasound, his reply...
he can't have my nose, I need it!
I’m excited it see Pun: The Musical
Just what is it about all the Psychics that I visit, they're either totally depressed or too excitable..
..it's really hard to find the happy Medium.
What did the overly excited Gardner do when spring finally came?
I know an archaeologist who found a human leg bone during an excavation. The other archaeologists got excited and went over to help him.
Turned out to be quite the shin dig.
Got a new tattoo
My wife was complaining about how i'm not spontanious or creative, unless it involves terrible jokes, so i went out and got a tattoo (my first one). But since im not very creative i had them tattoo a pic of my thermos from work. I went home all excited and showed her my new tattoo! She was really confused about it. She looked at it for awhile and when she went to touch it i yelled at her not to touch the thermos tat. I think she's leaving me now :(
In NYC, after these difficult times many people were excited the Lego store was finally reopening.
People were outside lined up for blocks.
I can't find my cake anywhere.
I was so excited to eat it for Christmas but it was stollen.
Edit: tried to strengthen the Cake to Stollen connection.
If you’re excited for the Dungeons in D&D...
My Dad is really excited that I play the same musical instrument he does. I'm not sure if it's worth it,
since he calls me "Tuba Good In Junior"
Why did my son use wool on his minecraft airfield runway?
True story.
My son was excitedly telling us about his minecraft airfield that he was building, and he explained that, among many other details that my brain ignored, he made the runway out of wool. Other son asked why. I was very excited to tell him that it was because asphalt was expensive, and wool was sheep.
Everyone was really excited when we got rid of the dynamite by burying it.
I was so excited, I went straight to the punch bowl
Only afterwards did I realize I cut off the punchline
You should be excited about the end of this decade
It happens only once in 10 years
I was excited to tell my friends I got a job at the fake foot store, but they wouldn't believe me.
Everyone kept saying it was a faux toe shop.
My daughter asked me for a recommendation for a good book. I told her I had the perfect book in my collection for her to read. It has drama, romance, betrayal, excitement, action, love, loss, heroes, villians, mystery and puzzles. Pretty much everything really. Excitedly she asked me for it.
I handed her the dictionary.
As my wife was cleaning out the closet, she suddenly shouted excitedly, "Can you believe it?! After 10 years and it still fits!"
I laughed, "Babe, it's a scarf!"
Me: Dad, are you excited for the 50th anniversary of the lunar landing today???
My son learned about radioactive decay in chemistry class, he was real excited when he got home and had a million questions. He wanted to build a reactor in the back yard. I told him we couldn’t. “What, are you not smart enough?”
“No U”
I’ll see myself out.
I’m so excited that my wife and I are finally visiting San Francisco to see the Golden Gate in person.
She asked me, “What are you going to do when we see it?”
Me: We’ll cross that bridge when we get there.
My friends sometime ask me why I yell at them all the time over instant message about this amazing new business opportunity I’m involved in that I’m really excited about! They also ask me if maybe if shift key on my keyboard is broken.
But I reply “NO I AM A CAPITALIST”
My son called excitedly from the other room, shouting, "Look dad! A fricken' ground hornbill escaped from the zoo!" Not certain about what I heard and a little upset, I asked, "What did you say!?"
He repeated, "A fricken' ground hornbill...!"
Really upset now, I stopped him mid-sentence and asked, "Who taught you how to talk like that!?"
He pointed to the TV, "It says it right there!"
I looked at the screen and read, "Two African ground hornbills escaped from their enclosure at the Honolulu Zoo in Waikiki Sunday."
I don't get all the excitement surrounding Nintendo's new product announcement...
My house is full of light switches!
Today I asked a hot girl at the gym what her new year's resolution was. She replied “Screw you!”
So I'm pretty excited for the new year!
My gay Chinese friend just said he's excited for the presidential erections.
I’m really excited about the new movie about tractors that is coming out soon.
My son gets really excited when we go to the natural history museum. When he gets near the prehistoric bones, he just explodes with excitement and I can't deal with is new strength.
I'm just not qualified to handle his dino-might.
I've heard a lot of people are excited for Fast 9. I can't wait for the next one.
I once met a flat earthier who was really excited to tell me everything about the flat earth (not knowing that I believed in a round earth)
I told him, “woah, slow down buddy. Curve your enthusiasm”
Why do dogs always get so excited when the doorbell rings?
It’s almost never for them..
I was naturally excited to have stumbled upon this sub, the goldmine of dadjokes. Couldn’t wait to use one of it...so one day while I was browsing, my son asked what was I reading? I took a deep breath of absolute euphoria and satisfaction, grinned widely and said, “They r/dadjokes.”
The son said, “What’s slash dad jokes?”
Kids, right!
Pulled off a real-life-one, i guess...
Soo.. a little background: my mother was about to visit for a walk outside the next day when this dialogue happened; also: my native language is german and i don't know if this very common in english as well, but my daughter calls my mother <stgm_at's-mother-first-name>-gramma. for the sake of this post let's assume her name is elizabeth.
so here goes...
(i enter the living room; wife & daughter sitting on the couch)
daughter: (in a moderately excited voice) hey dad, you know who's going to visit us tomorrow?
me: (acting as if i didn't know) don't know, who?
daughter: elizabeth-gramma.
me: huh, really, but do you know who is also going to visit us?
(daughter looks at me even more excited, there was defenitely a twinkle in her eye; wife looks at me sceptical)
daughter: don't know, who?
me: my mum.
(cue rolling eyes and groan from my wife and laughter from my daughter)
My first cake day!
I am so excited it’s my first cake day! I know the day is almost over butter late then never!
I'm really excited to watch the Minecraft movie
It'll definitely be a Blockbuster
I told all the members of the dictionary that I was writing a script for them and they told me they were really excited to be in a film.
I don't have the guts to break to them that it was all for a play on words.
The inventor of the calendar was so excited about his new discovery that he ran to his wife to tell her.
He said, “Your days are numbered!”
I can’t ever get excited for trips to the lumberyard.
It’s just board, board, board, the whole time.
It’s always an exciting time to watch the World Cup.
Why were the group of coroners excited?
Because it was open Mike night!
Everyone was excited at the Autopsy Club.
I was excited to join the Autopsy Club
Wednesday’s are Open Mike Night.
Everyone was excited at the Autopsy Club
Everyone was excited at the Autopsy Club...
Everyone was excited about the Autopsy Club meeting...
What did the excited gardener do when spring finally came?
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