Have I ever told you,
how good it feels to hold you?
To reckon is hard to say.
And though I’m truly fanding,
The tears may soon be running,
My heart can’t wait another day.
When you kiss me I just gotta
Kiss me I just gotta
Kiss me I just gotta say
Baby, I love you x2 (Come on, baby!)
Baby, I love only you
I can’t live without you
I love everything about you
I can’t help it if I feel this way
Oh I’m so glad I found you,
I want my arms about you,
I want to hear you call my name
Oh tell me that you feel
Tell me that you feel
Tell me that you feel the same
Baby I love you x2 (Come on, baby!)
Baby I love only you
Oh I’m so glad I found you
I want my arms about you
I want to hear you call my name
Tell me that you feel
Tell me that you feel
Tell me that you feel the same
Baby I love you
Baby I love you (Come on, baby!)
Baby I love you
[again, until fade out]
I’m selling my entire samples collection of Men's and Unisex fragrances, along with some bottles.
Ideally minimum orders of $20, as I have a limited number of mailers. US only.
Deals:
- Free shipping if you spend $40+
- 10% off if you spend $100+
- 15% off if you spend $150+
- 20% off if you spend $200+
- 25% off if you spend $250+
Payment:
PayPal (G&S or F&F) and Venmo accepted.
I’ve bought but not sold on here before, but I’m happy to share my eBay and Mercari profiles where I have 100% five stars.
Photos:
(I can take more individual photos of the ones you're buying before mailing as well if desired.)
Condition:
Most have either only been sprayed/sampled once or not at all. See spreadsheet for full details including the notes in each fragrance:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1iZdWkLL7ktmTVbx2KpNAogudbJxrv8Nt3k5C8ppVWxU/edit?usp=sharing
Thanks!
Available:
Acqua di Parma Vaniglia EDP 1ml sample vial $3
Acqua di Parma Blu Mediterraneo Arancia di Capri 1ml sample vial $2
Acqua di Parma Colonia Club 1ml sample vial $2
Acqua di Parma Blu Mediterraneo Ginepro di Sardegna 1ml sample vial $3
Acqua di Parma Blu Mediterraneo Bergamotto di Calabria 1ml sample vial $2
Adidas Team Five Special Edition 3.4 oz (100ml) - full size $4
Agonist Solaris 1ml sample vial $5
Alexandria Zion 5ml $5
Alexandria Mr. Sillage 5ml $5
Alexandria Crazy Pineapple 5ml $5
Alexandria Casanova 5ml $5
Alexandria Brasilia Smoky 5ml $5
Alexandria Bleu Memoirs 5ml $5
Alexandria Black Panther 5ml $5
Amouage Reflection Man 0.7ml sample vial $2
Andrea Maack Dual 1ml sample vial $3
Antonio Banderas Blue Seduction 10ml $4
Armani Armani Code EDP 3ml $6
Armani Armani Code Absolu 3ml $6
Armani Acqua di Giò Absolu 2ml $5
Armani Mania EDT 2ml $6
Armani Code Colonia 1.2ml $2
Aromi Alpha Male 0.11oz solid cologne sample jar $2
Aromi Sweet Dude 0.11oz solid cologne sample jar $2
Aromi You're Hot 0.11oz solid cologne sample jar $2
Aromi What a Stud 0.11oz solid cologne sample jar $2
Aromi Lumbersexual 0.11oz solid cologne sample jar $2
Aromi Cocky Bro 0.11oz solid cologne sample jar $2
Aromi Handsome 0.11oz solid cologne sample jar $2
Aromi Urban Gent 0.11oz solid cologne samplI don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
[Removed]
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
You take away their little brooms
There hasn't been a post all year!
I’m selling my entire samples collection of Men's and Unisex fragrances, along with some bottles. The first round last week went really well, and I've updated the deals section!
Minimum order of $20 (I have a limited number of mailers). US only.
Shipping:
I ship within 24 hours, except when the post office is closed on Sundays.
Free shipping if you spend $40+ (USPS Priority 2-3 day or UPS).
Other Deals:
- 10% off if you spend $60+
- 15% off if you spend $75+
- 20% off if you spend $100+
- 25% off if you spend $150+
Payment:
PayPal (G&S or F&F) and Venmo accepted.
Photos:
I'll also send you a photo of the specific ones you're buying.
Condition:
Most have either only been sprayed/sampled once or not at all. See spreadsheet for full details including the notes in each fragrance:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1iZdWkLL7ktmTVbx2KpNAogudbJxrv8Nt3k5C8ppVWxU/edit?usp=sharing
Thanks!
Available:
Acqua di Parma Vaniglia EDP 1ml sample vial $3
Acqua di Parma Blu Mediterraneo Arancia di Capri 1ml sample vial $2
Acqua di Parma Colonia Club 1ml sample vial $2
Acqua di Parma Blu Mediterraneo Ginepro di Sardegna 1ml sample vial $3
Acqua di Parma Blu Mediterraneo Bergamotto di Calabria 1ml sample vial $2
Adidas Team Five Special Edition 3.4 oz (100ml) - full size $4
Agonist Solaris 1ml sample vial $5
Alexandria Zion 5ml $5
Alexandria Mr. Sillage 5ml $5
Alexandria Crazy Pineapple 5ml $5
Alexandria Casanova 5ml $5
Alexandria Brasilia Smoky 5ml $5
Alexandria Bleu Memoirs 5ml $5
Alexandria Black Panther 5ml $5
Andrea Maack Dual 1ml sample vial $3
Antonio Banderas Blue Seduction 10ml $4
Armani Armani Code EDP 3ml $6
Armani Armani Code Absolu 3ml $6
Armani Acqua di Giò Absolu 2ml $5
Armani Mania EDT 2ml $6
Armani Code Colonia 1.2ml $2
Aromi Alpha Male 0.11oz solid cologne sample jar $2
Aromi Sweet Dude 0.11oz solid cologne sample jar $2
Aromi You're Hot 0.11oz solid cologne sample jar $2
Aromi What a Stud 0.11oz solid cologne sample jar $2
Aromi Lumbersexual 0.11oz solid cologne sample jar $2
Aromi Cocky Bro 0.11oz solid cologne sample jar $2
Aromi Handsome 0.11oz solid cologne sample jar $2
Aromi Urban Gent 0.11oz solid cologne sample jar $2