Did you hear about the queen cover band consisting of ducks?
They do most queen songs but they don't quack under pressure.
A duck walks into a bar...
He asks “Hey, you got any grapes?” The bartender replies “No we don’t, this is a bar sir.” The duck goes home. He comes back the next day and asks “Hey, you got any grapes?” The bartender yells at him and says “No we don’t, and if you ask me again, I’m gonna nail your feet to the floor!” The duck goes home and comes back the next day. He asks “Hey...you got any nails?” “No, we don’t have any nails.” ... “You got any grapes?”
This is in honor of my dad, who says this to me all the time. He doesn’t even know what the duck song is.
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