An old doodle I found on my phone! “Pot calling the kettle black”
What did Yankee Doodle have to say about the Italian almond cake he tried?
He called it "macaroon-y"
Did you know you can change the breed of your poodle by teaching it to giggle on command?
It will change the breed of your dog into a snicker-doodle.
After telling this one I could hear the angels singing
My mom turns on the radio and we are immediately greeted with that boring sort of Christian music without any lyrics or discernible point in any way just sort of doodling around. Very similar to hold music. Annoying stuff.
Mom: "How do you like this Christian elevator music?"
Me: "...It's very..uplifting"
^After ^giving ^my ^retort ^she ^announced ^that ^that ^was ^"the ^worst" ^which ^I ^immediately ^took ^as ^"the ^best" ^coming ^from ^a ^mom.
