It was the urn of the century.
Because heβs still alive.
Cremation or funeral was the correct term.
Just to make the cremation process a little bit more interesting.
He fell asleep on the clock and got fired.
Oh really why not?
Cuzz he's still alive
Apparently the correct terms are "cremation" and "burial".
Apparently the correct terms are "cremation" and "burial"
Everyone at the beach started freaking out though, because we didnβt cremate him.
My grandmother was cremated and we were having a service to pay our respects. I was scared and didn't want to go up to the altar alone so my dad went with me.
We stood there, side by side, and stared in reverent silence at the small simple wooden box which was holding my grandmother's ashes. After a minute or so passed my father bowed slightly, leaning in with what I assumed would be words of wisdom and said, "your grandmother was a lot smaller than I remember."
I had to fight just not to bust out laughing in a room full of mourners.
I was told to cross post this here from an askreddit thread yesterday
My character and his companions are walking around a dwarven ruin when a conversation occurs between two of them that goes something like this:
"You hadn't written me since the day that explosion happened! If you had died in that I would've come and dug up your corpse just to kick your ass."
The NPC in question says "what would you have done if I had been cremated?"
"I would have kicked your ash"
No groans from the other NPCs occurred but mine was certainly audible from my room.
I was doing my living will today and when I went over where it specifies my cremation I suddenly had the brightest idea of adding the following:
> .. On the jar for my ashes, please engrave the following: "Hi, I'm sorry if I look a bit ashen today..".
I wonder..
While myself and my family were watching The Walking Dead, my Dad asked us this question:
Dad: Speaking of dead people, did I ever tell you about my Gary coworker's boyfriend's last wish?
Me: No, what is it?
Dad: He said that he wants to be cremated and have his ashes sprinkled over his boyfriend's chili.
Me: ...wat?
Dad: Yeah, he wanted one last rip through his asshole towards the end!
Yeah, I laughed. And I'm not ashamed.
Apparently the correct terms are "cremation" or "burial".
