A list of puns related to "The Christmas Wife"
It wasnβt her main present, just a stocking filler
But i just can't quit cold turkey
So today Iβm taking her to look at an orchard of Granny Smith trees
I say, Damn! Do they make a pad for that? Without a pause, she says: Depends
I said, "But Baby, its cold outside."
...I told him I was giving her an upright organ
When I got him through the door he made a bolt for it.
I said 'Oh... I wish it could be Christmas everyday.'
This gift sucks.
It's Christmas Eve
She's going to love these flowers!
Me: "Do you know if they are rejecting any trees at the firehall this year?"
Wife: "No...? I haven't heard anything"
Me: "I guess they still have an o-PINE door policy!"
Wife: "I hate you so much right now"
I told her I will Czech them out once December comes
I told her, "It looks like reindeer."
What's wrong, you okay?
Yeah, I'm fine. It's just this damned escalator. It's really letting me down.
Got the whole eye-roll along with the sigh & groan.
But I just canβt quit cold turkey
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