A list of puns related to "The Christmas Present"
With a frown, she says "I don't want a lot for Christmas".
A wrapper.
Because the rest of the letters were not-E.
A broken drum.
You just can't beat it.
A broken drum... you canβt beat it
Oh, they're covered in rapping paper.
...I told him I was giving her an upright organ
(Yes, that's a pun.)
Santa clauses
A cardboard box, just what I wanted
She's going to love these flowers!
It's about the food.
It was a wrap battle.
She bought a penguin plush toy as a present and was trying to name it
GF: "What about Icey? Icey the penguin"
Me: "I don't, where is he?"
GF: "Oh noooo"
A broken drum... you canβt beat it
A broken drum... you canβt beat it
Because the rest of the letters were not-E.
You just canβt beat it.
A broken drum. You just can't beat it.
... a broken drum, you can't beat it.
A broken drum . . . . . Wait for it... . . . . . . . You can't beat it!
(Yes, that's a pun.)
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