It's Christmas day. Mariah Carey is opening presents around the tree with friends and family. She opens an envelope with a gift, the deed to a piece of residential land.

With a frown, she says "I don't want a lot for Christmas".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnblu5
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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Which musician gives the nicest Christmas presents?

A wrapper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nuclear_porridge
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get a Christmas present?

Because the rest of the letters were not-E.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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What's the best Christmas present money can buy?

A broken drum.

You just can't beat it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lunarsee
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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What’s the best Christmas present you could possibly get?

A broken drum... you can’t beat it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KoronaSenpai
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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Wait, looks like the Christmas presents are singing...

Oh, they're covered in rapping paper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/p_vit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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My son was surprised when the present I got my wife for Christmas wasn't an instrument

...I told him I was giving her an upright organ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rage_JD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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Christmas is the present holiday.

(Yes, that's a pun.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edderiofer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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What do you call the terms and conditions on a Christmas present

Santa clauses

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IWantToBeAHipster
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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I’ve got the best Christmas present

A cardboard box, just what I wanted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlayLikeMe10YT
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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Last year, my wife was so angry that I forgot to buy her a Christmas present, but that's not happening this time, because I bought her present two months ago! It's all wrapped up, sitting under the tree, waiting for her on Christmas Day!!

She's going to love these flowers!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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You know, son, Christmas isn't about the presents and the decorations and stuff.

It's about the food.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iHyperVenom_YT
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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2 friends raced to see who could get their Christmas presents ready the fastest.

It was a wrap battle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/copiouscuddles
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2015
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I always tell my kids to live in the present opening Christmas gifts.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MoreCowbells
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2016
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The Ghost of Christmas Present
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheeriebomb
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2013
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Dadjoked the girlfriend about a Christmas present

She bought a penguin plush toy as a present and was trying to name it

GF: "What about Icey? Icey the penguin"

Me: "I don't, where is he?"

GF: "Oh noooo"

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What’s the best Christmas present you could possibly get?

A broken drum... you can’t beat it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KoronaSenpai
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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What’s the best Christmas present you could possibly get?

A broken drum... you can’t beat it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CamWaters88
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get a Christmas present?

Because the rest of the letters were not-E.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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Why is a broken drum the best Christmas present ever?

You just can’t beat it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shevizzle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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What is the best Christmas present in the world?

A broken drum. You just can't beat it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daksa67
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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Just thought of the ultimate Christmas present...

... a broken drum, you can't beat it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Just-Jonny
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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What is the best Christmas present ever?

A broken drum . . . . . Wait for it... . . . . . . . You can't beat it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdryan1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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Christmas is the present holiday.

(Yes, that's a pun.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edderiofer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2018
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Christmas is the present holiday.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/edderiofer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2018
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What's the best Christmas present?

A broken drum. You just can't beat it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waynz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2017
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