The Card Counter Puns

The kid behind the counter said, sorry we only take cash or credit cards

Dad and I walk into this card store to get something for my sister's birthday. The shop has a sign outside that says "Out of the ordinary cards"

Dad walks up to the counter: "Excuse me, when will you be getting in more of the ordinary cards?"

My Dad and I were at a store and he wanted to see if an old credit card he had still worked.

Dad: "Can you see if this card still works after the purchase?"

Cashier: "You'll need to check the front desk for that."

Without missing a goddamn beat, he pulled a check/cheque out of his wallet and placed it on the counter.

He checked the desk.

The cashier facepalmed. I facepalmed. He cracked up. I walked away.