What's the difference between Mordor and the Capital?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

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Have you heard the joke about the capital building?

It's a riot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cbt711
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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Moscow is the capital of black holes...

...because everything is Rushin' to them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CatsCreepMeowt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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Why does rockstar, Brian Johnson go to the US capital to cool off?

Because there's an AC in DC.

(Someone improve this joke.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/turn_ncough
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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My friend asked me what the capital of Russia is
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spinnaker190
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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"Hey Dad, what's the capital of Australia?"

"A"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yupitsnoone
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Ireland has the worlds fastest growing capital city...

Every year it's Dublin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yourself2343
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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The Irish Capital is experiencing exponential population growth

It’s Dublin every day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ecuinir
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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I hear that Las Vegas is the capital city of trigonometric functions..

It earned the nickname Sin City!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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What do you call a faucet in the capital of Belgium?

A Brussels spout

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikev431
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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The capital of India received a large shipment of refrigerators for displaying meat but they were contaminated with coronavirus...

it was a lot of new deli cases

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xtaldad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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I have seen a number of pirates in the US Capital

I suppose they really like D.C.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gssn-nospace
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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What’s the best way to get to the capital of Senegal? (From my 8 yr old son)

Dakar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kajikiwolfe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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If I ever need to know what state Juneau is the capital of

Allaskya

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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What’s the capital in France?

The F.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Buffbigw76
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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What do a cab driver in Boston and a tourist in the capital of Bangladesh have in common?

They're both in Dhaka

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bandito210
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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What is the egg capital of Japan?

Yolkohama!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scardeal
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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I'm surprised people in the Swedish capital are so reluctant to go on lockdown

You'd think they were used to being stuck home

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhinosorcery
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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When I was in the capital of South Korea, I bought new shoes pads...

I felt like a new man, walking about with my new inSeouls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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ENTER A NEW PASSWORD β€œchicken” THE PASSWORD REQUIRES A CAPITAL!!!

β€œchickenkiev”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JackTMJones
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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What's the capital of Alaska?

Juneau it all along.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/P3nisPal
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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The devil was sold a bunch of leaky fountain pens when visiting Turku, which used to be the capital of Finland.

Now Hell's inky

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vabune
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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A geography teaches picks two students, one an exchange student from Japan and the other a native, to answer a question about state capitals. β€œWhat is the capital of Ohio?”, the teacher asks.

The native student answers β€œCleveland”, much to the teacher’s chagrin. The Exchange student on the other hand, answers β€œIt’s a bit late, but Gozaimasu!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CalmingVisionary
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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I recently did a tour of South Korea that included every city except the capital.

While I enjoyed it, I felt the trip had no Seoul.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TD_KingJason
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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It’s the end of work on Friday, it’s been a long week, and all my bones are just like the capital city of the Holy Roman Empire.

They’re Aachen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dymmesdale
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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β€œThe capital of Djibouti

Should be djabutthole”

-my father

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goldenbellaboo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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How is β€œGeorge” not the state capital
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Extranomicon
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2017
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Why does Darth Vader live in a castle on Mustafar and not in the capital?

Because he does not like coarse sand.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Werschweinchen
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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What’s the capital of Brazil?

B

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigPapiEvan69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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What is the trailer park capital of the US?

Mobile, Alabama

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what is the capital of new mexico?

New Mexico

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jerdarnella
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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Whats the Capital of the African nation Djibouti?

Djibutthole.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/antwan_benjamin
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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What is the world's stupidest capital city?

Dumbass-cus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boganic-alcoholic
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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What's the capital of Alaska?

Dad: What's the capital of Alaska? Me: Juneau. Dad: No, I don't. That's why I'm asking you.

-__-

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scumbagcoley
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What do you call your stupid cousin from the Capital of Syria?

Dumb Ass Cuz.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kingofthepassel
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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My friend went to the capital of South Korea on business and fell in love!

She found her Seoul-mate!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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My friend went with a tour group to the capital of South Korea and got lost amongst the crowd...

It took a little Seoul searching, but he eventually found his way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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What country has the fastest growing capital?

Ireland, because it's always Dublin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JacobSkrrrrt
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Which country's capital has the fastest-growing population?

Ireland. Every day it's Dublin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/69-nice420
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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What country capital has the fastest growing population?

Ireland, every day its... Dublin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/knowthe_numbers
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?

Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kachary
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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Which country's capital has the fastest growing population?

Ireland. Everyday it's Dublin!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chandan_2294
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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What's the capital of Turkey?

The t

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alliswellinnz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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Did you know that the capital of Ireland is the fastest growing city in the world?

It's Dublin every day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arrenlex
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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What’s the capital of Arizona?

A.

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Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?

Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/One_Day_Dead
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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Which country’s capital is the fastest growing?

Ireland’s.

Every year it’s Dublin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beefwittedagain
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