What's the difference between Mordor and the Capital?
One does not simply walk into Mordor
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Have you heard the joke about the capital building?
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︎ Jan 06 2021
Moscow is the capital of black holes...
...because everything is Rushin' to them.
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︎ Jan 13 2021
Why does rockstar, Brian Johnson go to the US capital to cool off?
Because there's an AC in DC.
(Someone improve this joke.)
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︎ Jan 02 2021
My friend asked me what the capital of Russia is
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︎ Sep 17 2020
"Hey Dad, what's the capital of Australia?"
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︎ Nov 27 2020
Ireland has the worlds fastest growing capital city...
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︎ Oct 11 2020
The Irish Capital is experiencing exponential population growth
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︎ Nov 04 2020
I hear that Las Vegas is the capital city of trigonometric functions..
It earned the nickname Sin City!
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︎ Sep 29 2020
What do you call a faucet in the capital of Belgium?
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︎ Oct 11 2020
The capital of India received a large shipment of refrigerators for displaying meat but they were contaminated with coronavirus...
it was a lot of new deli cases
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︎ Sep 29 2020
I have seen a number of pirates in the US Capital
I suppose they really like D.C.
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︎ Sep 17 2020
Whatβs the best way to get to the capital of Senegal? (From my 8 yr old son)
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︎ Jul 26 2020
If I ever need to know what state Juneau is the capital of
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︎ Aug 20 2020
Whatβs the capital in France?
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︎ Aug 10 2020
What do a cab driver in Boston and a tourist in the capital of Bangladesh have in common?
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︎ Jul 11 2020
What is the egg capital of Japan?
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︎ Jun 28 2020
I'm surprised people in the Swedish capital are so reluctant to go on lockdown
You'd think they were used to being stuck home
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︎ Apr 23 2020
When I was in the capital of South Korea, I bought new shoes pads...
I felt like a new man, walking about with my new inSeouls.
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︎ May 16 2020
ENTER A NEW PASSWORD βchickenβ THE PASSWORD REQUIRES A CAPITAL!!!
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︎ Nov 23 2019
What's the capital of Alaska?
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︎ Mar 01 2020
The devil was sold a bunch of leaky fountain pens when visiting Turku, which used to be the capital of Finland.
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︎ Feb 04 2020
A geography teaches picks two students, one an exchange student from Japan and the other a native, to answer a question about state capitals. βWhat is the capital of Ohio?β, the teacher asks.
The native student answers βClevelandβ, much to the teacherβs chagrin. The Exchange student on the other hand, answers βItβs a bit late, but Gozaimasu!β
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︎ Dec 20 2019
I recently did a tour of South Korea that included every city except the capital.
While I enjoyed it, I felt the trip had no Seoul.
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︎ Feb 20 2020
Itβs the end of work on Friday, itβs been a long week, and all my bones are just like the capital city of the Holy Roman Empire.
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︎ Feb 14 2020
βThe capital of Djibouti
Should be djabuttholeβ
-my father
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︎ Dec 31 2019
How is βGeorgeβ not the state capital
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︎ Oct 31 2017
Why does Darth Vader live in a castle on Mustafar and not in the capital?
Because he does not like coarse sand.
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︎ Jul 05 2019
Whatβs the capital of Brazil?
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︎ Jul 31 2019
What is the trailer park capital of the US?
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︎ Oct 09 2019
what is the capital of new mexico?
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︎ Oct 29 2019
Whats the Capital of the African nation Djibouti?
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︎ Jun 26 2019
What is the world's stupidest capital city?
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︎ Apr 14 2019
What's the capital of Alaska?
Dad: What's the capital of Alaska?
Me: Juneau.
Dad: No, I don't. That's why I'm asking you.
-__-
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What do you call your stupid cousin from the Capital of Syria?
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︎ Feb 26 2019
My friend went to the capital of South Korea on business and fell in love!
She found her Seoul-mate!
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︎ May 19 2019
My friend went with a tour group to the capital of South Korea and got lost amongst the crowd...
It took a little Seoul searching, but he eventually found his way.
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︎ May 19 2019
What country has the fastest growing capital?
Ireland, because it's always Dublin.
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︎ Nov 05 2020
Which country's capital has the fastest-growing population?
Ireland. Every day it's Dublin
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︎ Sep 01 2020
What country capital has the fastest growing population?
Ireland, every day its... Dublin.
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︎ Aug 25 2020
Which countryβs capital has the fastest-growing population?
Ireland. Every day itβs Dublin.
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︎ May 27 2019
Which country's capital has the fastest growing population?
Ireland. Everyday it's Dublin!
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︎ Feb 15 2020
What's the capital of Turkey?
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︎ Oct 02 2019
Did you know that the capital of Ireland is the fastest growing city in the world?
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︎ Nov 11 2019
Whatβs the capital of Arizona?
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︎ Aug 09 2019
Which countryβs capital has the fastest-growing population?
Ireland. Every day itβs Dublin.
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︎ Jul 26 2019
Which countryβs capital is the fastest growing?
Irelandβs.
Every year itβs Dublin.
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