The bible is one of the best-selling books in the world.

You could say it's very prophetable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alliedcola
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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An orangutan at the zoo was reading two books: The Bible and Darwin’s The Origin of Species.

He was trying to figure out whether he is his brother’s keeper or his keeper’s brother.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2018
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I just read a book that compares all the different versions of The Bible.

There’s a lot….of cross referencing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2021
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I bought a book calling itself β€˜The Bible of being a self-entitled white woman’

It's called the Ka'ran

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xdthomas
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2021
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What is the most popular book of the Bible amongst frat boys?

DUDEronomy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrhjx
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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What is Sam Adams favorite book of the Bible?

Hebrews

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theonlyrealnoah
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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What book of the bible do you read on a beach?

The book of psalms trees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vrek86
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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What do Japanese and Europeans call the first book of the Bible?

The Mega Drive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Mariposa5487
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2018
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The last time my family went to church

So me, my mom, my dad, and my sister Annie we're in church and they had just put new book covers on all the bibles. Just those like plasticky slick cellophane ones, nothing fancy. But at one point we were standing there singing one of the hymns and the guy behind us just getting into it, he's a great singer and all but he swung his hand and I guess his palms were sweating because one of those thick old books with the lyrics flew out of his hand and railed my sister in the side of the head. And I leaned over and said "are you okay Annie? You've been struck by a smooth hymnal"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Picker-Rick
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2021
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Dad and Mom working together

Family in kitchen awaiting breakfast

Dad: "Honey, make me some coffee."

Mom: "Make your own coffee"

Dad: "A women's place is in the kitchen, so you have to make it"

Mom: "No, it says in the bible that men make coffee"

Dad: "It does? Where?"

*Opens bible and points to the book of "HeBrews"

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2015
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The torch has been passed

At dinner last night, my stepmom was trying to remember something and said to us "What's the name of that book...?"

And my dad and I, in perfect unison, asked "The Bible?"

Truly, the torch has passed to a new generation.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2013
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This guy out-dadjoked my own dad

Today Dad and I are on a tour and this other dad is making small talk. He drops these on us without warning:

D2: What's the only book of the Bible that mentions baseball?
Genesis! It says "In the beginning..."
D1: ... Oh, in the "big inning" ... uncomfortable chuckle

D2: When does the Bible mention football?
When Jesus went for the cross.

everyone else looks at each other as if to groan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wxyo
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2014
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