The Black Hole Puns

A list of puns related to "The Black Hole"

Moscow is the capital of black holes...

...because everything is Rushin' to them.

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👤︎ u/CatsCreepMeowt
📅︎ Jan 13 2021
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I think Black Holes are the most successful kleptomaniacs around...

Nothing they grab is ever returned.

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👤︎ u/THOT_Patroller-13
📅︎ Dec 15 2020
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I recently found a round, black piece of plastic, with a hole in the middle and grooves on both sides. I picked it up and threw it. It flew for more than 300 yards.

I'm sure that must have been a record.

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👤︎ u/Whlightning
📅︎ May 26 2020
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People who aren't impressed by pictures of a Black Hole clearly don't understand the gravity of the situation.
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👤︎ u/Sur5er
📅︎ Nov 30 2019
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The first photograph of a black hole was released

It sucks

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👤︎ u/DumplingBoiii
📅︎ Apr 10 2019
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Black holes are the biggest mass murderers

Literally

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👤︎ u/FeZzUs
📅︎ Mar 01 2020
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a star walks into a black hole and doesn't seemed phazed. the black hole turns to the star and says...

...i don't think you understand the gravity of the situation...

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👤︎ u/mellon_coliee
📅︎ May 21 2019
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I really don’t get what the big deal is with that black hole.

It sucks.

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👤︎ u/redjai15
📅︎ Apr 12 2019
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So people have started to make hentai of the black hole picture

Some people are probably weirded out by this, but I find it quite attractive.

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👤︎ u/waluigiisgay
📅︎ Apr 16 2019
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Many people are amazed by the black hole

Others still don't understand the gravity of the situation.

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👤︎ u/knightysays
📅︎ Apr 10 2019
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What is a planet and a black hole at the same time

Uranus

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👤︎ u/T-R-Bros
📅︎ Apr 07 2019
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Rumor has it Uranus has a black hole in the center of it.
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👤︎ u/OfficialIntelligence
📅︎ Jan 12 2019
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What did one black hole say to the other black hole when it asked a silly question?

Stop being so dense.

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👤︎ u/Mattt_MSI
📅︎ May 20 2019
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They finally unveiled the first picture of a black hole the other day.

The story really sucks you in and helps you understand the gravity of the situation.

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose
📅︎ Apr 13 2019
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All of these posts about the black hole just keeps sucking me in!
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👤︎ u/Ginger_Waves
📅︎ Apr 12 2019
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The black hole said they didn’t want their picture taken

They just wanted some space

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👤︎ u/chaseo2017
📅︎ Apr 11 2019
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I see people posting about Sagittarius A* black hole, but I never manage to find the footnotes.
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👤︎ u/Cordeiropolis
📅︎ Apr 11 2019
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Did you miss the big black hole picture event yesterday?

Don't worry, there is another one on the horizon

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👤︎ u/thenewyorkgod
📅︎ Apr 11 2019
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Why did the chicken stay away from the black hole?

All the Hawking radiation.

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👤︎ u/Erioph47
📅︎ Jan 10 2019
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