My wife says: The bishop was sitting only a few seats away from me.

My wife says "the bishop was sitting only a few seats away from me at the ceremony today!"

So I asked her, "were you sitting diagonally from him?"

She says "no?"

So I tell her, "then I don't think you were in any danger."

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