The Big Bad Wolf (novel) Puns

The first two pigs are okay, but the third pig has very strong material, and the wolf knows how to bring down the house.

Acting like shes gonna fuck up Shannon and FFG, when she knows and we all know she’s not gonna do anything except talk shit in her corner. She’s a scared little chicken shit underneath it all, and I always laugh whenever she tries to be like “you don’t wanna fuck with me blah blah blah”, like what are you gonna do?? Really? You’re gonna talk your shit and then go hide under the bed like the scared little door mouse you are. I see it when she responds to comments on YouTube and then people come after her, but she never responds thereafter because she doesn’t have any leverage or ammo to fight with. Chantal’s a coward and we all know it.

"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"

"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.

"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"

https://reddit.com/link/rqs9q9/video/hscb9ao96d881/player

Heya everyone, and sorry that I’ve kept you waiting -well, I’m once again actually really early on the schedule because Ares was one of those deities I really wanted to talk of, as he’s quite interesting. Seems like you share this mindset as well even if for different reasons than I do, so why not discuss him and his potential as a character together. There’s lot of things to unpack regarding him, both weird and wholesome, so be prepared for a wild ride.

This opinion is definitely going to be controversial, but what haven’t I done except shared controversial opinions during this whole discussion - would Ares be featured on a future game, I don’t think he should be a villain, much less the main one. I get that it may sound weird at first but trust me, I do actually have a point with this and interestingly enough it has lot to do with Pit’s characterization. But before we can get into that, have some history and background info as it can help you to understand why I think so.

Ares is best known as the god of war, but he’s also a god of many things that seem to be contradictory with each other. He’s both the god of rebellion and civil order, as well as both the god of courage and cowardice. His best known symbols and attributes are his golden armor, sword, bronze spear and shield - you may recognize the two latter ones from the astronomical symbol of Mars and male gender symbol. He’s one of the few children of Zeus and Hera, others being the goddess of childbirth Eileithyia, Hephaestus and the goddess of youth Hebe. Ares also has quite a number of divine children of his own, the main five being Phobos (Fear), Deimos (Dread), Harmonia (Harmony), Eros (Love) and Anteros (Love returned) with Aphrodite, all of them are considered to be Olympians. Occasionally two other members of the Erotes are added into the group pushing the number into seven, these being Himeros (Uncontrollable desire) and Pothos (Yearning). If Adrestia (Revolt) is viewed as her own figure separate from Nemesis, she’s also seen as Ares’ daughter with Aphrodite meaning that these two had eight children together. The Homeric hymn dedicated to him also refers to him as Nike’s father, which certainly makes things bit more interesting - and speaking of said Homeric hymn, I honestly don’t really know how to describe it with words myself, so I’m leaving it here:

>*Ares, exceeding in strength, chariot-rider, golden- helmed, doughty in heart, shield-bearer, Saviour of cities, harnessed in bro

TL;DR: You can find the table with all the numbers on the AOE4 Quick Sheet, scroll to the right : https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1LG0We2pTFZsbFm_k1SKLix8gxSq_9n5R_Ic3G2tVzBg/edit?pli=1#gid=234318828

This one goes to all the Rus players especially.

Most maps have 7 wolves but there are a few exceptions. 3 maps have 0 wolves, 1 map has 10, 1 map has 11 and 1 map seems bugged because it has over 30 and can reach 50 or even more. It doesn't work like the sheep spawns, the number of players doesn't change the number of wolves but the two biggest map size slightly changes the number, it adds +1 if it already contains wolves. So for example, Dry Arabia on large and gigantic size has 8 wolves instead of 7.

Number of wolves per map on micro/small/medium size (and on large/gigantic), the number of players doesn't matter :

Altai : 7 (8)
Ancient Spires : 7 (8)
Archipelago : 0 (0)
Black Forest : 0 (0)
Boulder Bay : 0 (0)
Confluence : 7 (8)
Danube River : 10 (11)
Dry Arabia : 7 (8)
French Pass : 7 (8)
High View : 11 (12)
Hill and Dale : 7 (8)
King of the Hill : 7 (8)
Lipany : 7 (8)
Mongolian Heights : 7 (8)
Mountain Pass : 7 (8)
Nagari : 7 (8)
Warring Islands : 30+ (bugged I suppose, it can be 35, 54, 79, etc)

Before the explanation I first want to thank Tora and Myll that helped me for this test. They are admin and mod on AoE4 Modder's Discord : https://discord.com/channels/911038016179560529

It turns out that with the ingame console you can count things if you apply a really complex code and they were kind enough to find it and explain to me how to proceed which means I could simply let the game give me the answer instead of manually counting the wolves every damn time. I count them manually to double check a few times and it always matched the number. So this test was much easier and shorter than the sheep one lol.

I expected the wolf spawn to be like the sheep and other resources but to my surprise it's completely different. There is actually no "wolf" key or code or string in the map size files or in each map layout file like it was the case for the sheep. I checked them all with a search and there is nothing.

So I checked other files and there are some but in the end I could not understand how it works because it didn't match my ingame results. So I didn't bother more with that and simply tested ingame because clearly I don't understand it or maybe there are other lines of code somewh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXzvGy8oPc8

Composers: Jared Emerson-Johnson

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"So? Isn't that a good thing?" questioned the bear.

"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"