Then I saw her face
But thatβs his story, and heβs sticking to it.
More on this story, as it unfolds.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.
Tell him a bench has wet paint on it, and he has to touch it to be sure.
I said shuriken
Your buttcheeks
No one told me life was gonna be this way.
It's Trudeau.
.....if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.
Why else would we use Al-Gore-Rhythms?
that was an ice-olated incident.
Iβve been moving them around all day but they still say they are βOut of Orderβ
Well I am.
I guess that makes me an eighth-theist.
Makes you an eighth theist.
damn flat earthers
It's Trudeau
Seriously, how low can you go?
The first guy answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"
The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture I showed is his side profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second guy and asks him, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The second guy smiles, flips his hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"
The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?!!? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third guy and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?
He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer."
The third guy looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses."
The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.
"Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file on his computer and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
"Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does, in fact, wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"
"That's easy..." the third guy replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."
Because he was in The Nile
Gaviscon
Tu-Tu won one too.
After all, possession is 9/10ths of the law.
But it was a real fortune smeller.
now i can't see Jack shit
I grew up and stopped going to church
That's last time I buy off-brand tires...
I mean seriously, how low can you go?
It's not that hard!
I'm not hurt, but my pottery is ruined
I was like, βNo whey!β
He said, "Why just the saints? There's like 31 other football teams."
They believe it came from the Flossiraptor
HA! Got em.
But then I saw her face.
She said she found it annoying. At first I thought she was kidding.
But then I saw her face!
All I did was take a day off.
all I did was take a day off
All I did was take a day off
No one told me life was gonna be this way.
All I did was take a day off
All I did was take a day off!
I mean, how low can you go?
I'm an eighth theist
