A list of puns related to "The Baths"
One is rude and nosy, the other is nude and rosy.
I still can't taste anything
Now it's syncing
(Dad waits for the common response: "I don't know, what?")
Then I'd advice you to never take a bath.
But it's too late....she sank.
It has meteor showers!
Imagine my surprise when I felt a tap on my shoulder!
Eureka!
She says "who is it?"
"It's the blind man" comes the response.
Ok, thinks the nun. "Come in then".
In walks the man; "nice tits, now where do you want this blind?"
My tongue is soo sore right now.
The other says "well put some more cold in then"
She said no, just above the knees.
One says to the other: 'oooooo eeeeee oooooo aaaaa'
The other says: 'put the cold tap on then!'
Ok ok I will put some cold in then
A bath bomb
But apparently not in this case.
Luke-warm
Git gud scrub
Bill said: "flobalobalob"
so Ben said: "you dirty b*stard, that stinks"
You could say the decision was pretty spa-radic
The royal court of Egypt hires a new bath servant for Queen Cleopatra.
The Queen walks into her royal bath chamber disrobes and climbs into her empty bath.
“Please fill my bath with milk”
“Pasteurised?”
“Just up to my tits will be fine”
I'm not gonna lye
He was a loofah.
Wife: Will you go upstairs and draw a bath for the baby?
Me: Sure.
<leaves room>
<comes back>
Me: I forgot my pencil.
The second one say’s “well put some cold water in it then”
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