Texas German Puns

A list of puns related to "Texas German"

How do greeters of a German supermarket greet shoppers in Texas?

Aldi!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kwan_e
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2021
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I walked into a car showroom in Texas and asked if they had any German cars. The salesman said β€œAudi?” ...

I said β€œHello, do you have any German cars?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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German-English baroque music played across northern Texas.

Texan Pan-Handel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2017
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