some of my dads jokes i thought you people would enjoy

dad: whats blue and smells like red paint? me: what? dad: blue paint

dad: you know how when geese fly in a V one side is longer? me: yeah? dad: do you know why? me: why? dad: more geese

dad: how do you catch a unique rabbit? me: i dont know, how? dad: unique up on it dad: how do you catch a tame rabbit? me: i dont know dad: the tame way

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👤︎ u/Aroostofes
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National Geographic

Me: Did you know the one of the lead photographers at NG tamed a bear and had him as best man at his wedding

Dad: Did he do a speech or just play the Bear-Necessities

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📅︎ Mar 17 2015
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A "unique" rabbit.

My dad told me this one at dinner...

Dad: "How do you catch a unique rabbit?"

Me: "....i don't know...?"

Dad: "'Unique' up on it! How do you catch a tame rabbit?"

Me: "(Still rolling my eyes at the first punch line) i don't know...?"

"The 'tame' way! Unique up on it!"

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📅︎ Aug 16 2015
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