I got fired from the watch factory today...

They were not thrilled that I kept putting in extra hours

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📅︎ Jan 26 2023
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My friend Tye came first in the Beijing marathon, but wasn’t awarded a gold medal.

The Chinese refuse to acknowledge Tye won.

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👤︎ u/gimlidorf
📅︎ Sep 11 2022
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I went to the library and said I would like a book by Shakespeare. The librarian asked which one.

I replied William.

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👤︎ u/heyandy1
📅︎ May 26 2022
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Cowboy walked into a car showroom....

Audi.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Dec 27 2021
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