Syed Masood Puns

Can we talk about this book? I didn’t know how else to start the thread, but this is how I saw others labeled.

Did anyone read it?

Is it empty now that Iqra has left? Will we get another family moving in there now?

Also, I feel like Iqra was given a really disappointing exit!

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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

https://thedisinfolab.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/The-Un-Ending-War-III-KASHMIR-INC.pdf

#Chapter 3: Ghulam Nabi Fai

Ghulam Nabi Fai is the fulcrum of ISI’s Kashmir operations. Every single thread on the Kashmir issue, which originates from Pakistan, eventually reaches him. His stature and role are so extensive and deep that the Pak establishment has failed to find a credible alternative to Fai, despite him being exposed as an agent. However, his utility apparently outweighs his liability which is why the top Pakistani leadership including PM Imran Khan to Foreign Minister Shah Mehmood Quershi continues to engage him, despite the obvious embarrassment that it carries with it. This is one of the key reasons why Fai and Pak establishment are preparing to pass on the muster to the next generation of their families who would carry on the business of Kashmir.

#Fai: The Early Years

Ghulam Nabi Fai is a Kashmir-origin USA citizen and an activist of Jamaat-e-Islami (JeI). He was born in April 1949 in Badgam district of J&K. He is a MA pass-out of Aligarh Muslim University (AMU). In 1977 Fai moved to Umm-Al-Qura University in Mecca, Saudi Arabia on special recommendation of Moulana Tarabali of Jamaat-e-Islami.

In between, he also cultivated relations with Saudi Embassy in India. But by that time he already came under the notice of the Indian agencies, so he left India in 1981 with the help of the Saudi Consulate via Mumbai. Saudi Minister of Education, who was in-charge of the King Faisal Foundation, granted Fai a scholarship to pursue Ph.D. in Mass Communication at the Temple University in Philadelphia. And during his time in USA, Fai also became the national acting President of Muslim Students’ Association (MSA) and also became a fulltime member of ISNA (linked to Muslim Brotherhood).

Subsequently, Mohammad Ahmadullah Siddiqi, founder of banned terror-outfit SIMI, the student wing of the Jamaat-e-Islami Hind (JIH) and batchmate of Fai at Aligarh Muslim University and Temple University, would also join the same course. Fai also invited Ayyub Thakur to the US where they contemplated the idea of establishing a worldwide organization for the ‘Kashmir cause’.

Note:It is worth noting that **both SIMI and J&K Islamic Jamaat-e-Tulba, (both banned at present) were formed in 1977 [9]. Coincidentally, the Chairman of Sound Vision Abdul Malik Mujahid was also the leader of Islami Jamiat-e-Talaba (Pakistan) between 1975-77. In 1977, the USA ci

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

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Buenosdillas

They’re on standbi

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Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

Nothing, he was gladiator.

When I got home, they were still there.