A Step Down From Swatch

So the Swiss made a watch called a Swiss watch also known as Swatch for short. Then Croatia made a watch and I thought it was trendy so I got one. Now whenever someone asks me for the time I say 'hold on, let me check my Crotch' and I get really strange looks."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snaggedbeef
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2019
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What do you call a pirate who does interior painting?

A swatch-buckler

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kibsnjif935
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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