Super G Puns

Luckily my injuries were

Super Fish Oil

He was a... super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

The plot is super nuts.

And I said to my kids, "Wow! I can see so much better! You might even say that I have parental SUPER-vision! "

It's OK though as my injuries are only super fish oil.

A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

travelled extensively and nearly always by walking, causing to develop thick callouses on his feet. He ate very meagerly, causing him to be susceptible to injury. He was well versed in Hindi mysticism and would use this knowledge to relate to fellow Indians on a spiritual level. Fasting, which Ghandi frequently did, can be a cause for an imbalance in the bioata of the mouth leading to bad breath, known medially as halitosis. In sum, Ghandi was a super calloused, fragile mystic plagued by halitosis.

One might even say I Excelled at creating it.

Seriously though, I really did this tonight, and I’m super proud of myself.

In other words, he was a super-calloused fragile mystic suffering from halitosis.

...would his super villain name be the Semi-Conductor?

To Super Cyan.

Things at super glue factories stick with you longer

Friend: -Sighs-

Me: -AGGRESSIVELY LOUD SIIIIIIIIIIIGH-

Friend: "The heck was that?"

Me: "I heard you were sighin', so I thought I'd join you and go super sighin.

(Dragonball Z joke with Saiyans)

Background to this joke: Took me years to get the perfect setup for this joke. Needed a bunch of friends present for maximum groans/laughs, needed to remember to do it, and needed friend to sigh and follow up to my ridiculous-ness. It was one of my most satisfying jokes I've told.

It has super low milage I only drive it from time to time!

I'm okay though.....it was just a super fish oil wound.

Put a cape on her and tell her now you are Super angry.

With a super conductor.

Regular workers must wear small face shields, while Managers get to use the super-visors.

Today, my daughter asked “Can I have a bookmark?” and I burst into tears. . .

Super Smash Bros.

Super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis!

He replied, "She'd be super helpful since she's a HOE."

#mypunssucc #punnyshit

I walked into a substance abuse clinic for my second meeting yesterday. The doctor knew I had a severe crush on women super heros...today he told me the news.

"Sir I'm afraid it's dire, you need to be checked in immediately for your heroine addiction"

It's been super-seeded.

Super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

So my brother is super hard to buy for because my mom buys him EVERYTHING, literally. This kid has every toy, game console, video game, movie, funko pop, t-shirt, etc to ever exist. My sister and I decided to buy him chips for Christmas. I got jalapeno cheddar cheetos, a few snack bags of spicy chips, and a can of pringles. I'm going to wrap them individually and put them in a stocking. I would like to add a card with a pun or joke about chips to at least make this (admittedly low effort) gift funny.

Then you'll get a "Super Cali-Flagger Dipstick Expert Diagnosis."

Edit: Thanks for the Platinum stranger! Wow!

I had to wait in line to get flowers for my date, then I had to wait forever to get a limo. When my date and I finally got to the dance there was a super long line for tickets. When we finally got in she asked me to get her a class of punch. I went over there but there was no punchline

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis (edited, thanks kind friends for the correction!)

It was a super bowl!

Super hot. We made plans to lift at the gym. She didn't show. That's when I knew we wouldn't work out.

You know I would raise these super cute fluffy bunnies!

People would always ask me how it was: was it relaxing, fun, nice, a bore etc...?

I would always respond that it was honestly terrifying, like really scary.

People in bewilderment would always say: "what? scary? how can that be??"

I would respond: "well, it was hare raising"

just a few hours ago my brother was talking about buying cinnamon rolls from his english teacher who bakes and sells it on instagram as a side hustle and i said IF SHES AN ENGLISH TEACHER SHE SHOULD CALL THEM SYNONYM ROLLS and honestly im super proud

I am a bit proud of what I achieved today. I promise that this is spontaneous to me, even though I might have heard the word somewhere else.

So my older children are up and waiting for breakfast, and they started talking about a game variety of Parkour, and the word “legendary” is being thrown around casually. So I ask them if they know what legendary means, and my son says, after a minute of thinking, that it means very amazing. I answered, “No, legendary means super famous milk.” Took them half a minute to figure out and I got the biggest groans ever!

Chips.

Happy Super bowl everyone!

Colorado.

(My 8 year old just made it up)

Edit: Thank you for the gilding, she's super happy about this all. You folks are too kind.

I’m still waiting for my adult super-vision to kick in

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil

Luckily the injuries are only super fish oil

Put a cape on her and tell she is Super Angry!!

Luckily, my wounds were only super fish oil

This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Edit: I do now realize I misspelled Gandhi. I cannot edit the title, just know that I see it and am sorry.

Luckily, I only suffered super fish oil injuries

This made him, A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Edit: Wow! Didn't expect this big reaction! Thanks for the silver! Edit 2: And gold!? Thanks again! :)