There goes my dry sense of humor
But it's only a draft at the moment
Rudolph the red knows raindear
It's snow joke
I love making snow angles.
Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa.
He will will come around eventually.
Hurricane Ian.
You mean Himacane Ian? It’s a boy, right?
I’m sure he’ll come around.
Chilly eilish
....you look for fresh prints!
“Wow, your shovelers sound like dogs!”Been laughing at that one all day.
A storm trooper
Would you please just let everything blow over first..
Edit/update:
First let me say that we fortunately weathered the storm well, some damage, not major.
I grew up with a humorous dad, and I appreciate how humor can alleviate stress. Most of you "got it", some of you didn't, some (few) were offended.
I grew up with a dad who taught me the appreciation of MAS*H where Hawkeye Pierce made jokes and quips in a horrible environment (war).
My dad even joked when he got Covid-19, a serious issue at his age, he first told me saying "I tested positive.. I'm pregnant"
That said I want to say Thank You to those that got it.
Riding out a hurricane is a scary and anxiety ridden experience. Each time you commented you made me smile, chuckle and sometimes laugh. It brought a bright spot to an otherwise scary night, if only for a moment it would take my mind off of the raging wind and rain at my door each of the hundreds of times my phone notification went off as this post "blew" up! I can only hope it did the same for others who appreciate humor the way that my dad taught me to.
Thanks r/dadjokes
Godspeed to those still battling this storm and those that will battle the results in the days and weeks to come.
As Jimmy Buffet once said "If we couldn't laugh we'd all go insane"
“tea?”
I'm sure he'll come around, eventually.
I stole this:
Two Canadians die and end up in Hell. Satan decides to pay them a visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and laughing.
Confused, he asks them why they're happy.
They tell him, "Well, we're so sick of the cold where we're from, and this place is nice and toasty."
Satan, annoyed, storms away and goes to Hell's boiler room, where he turns up the temperature.
He goes back to the Canadians' room, along the way being begged by all sorts of people to turn the heating back down. He enters the room to see the Canadians having a barbecue. Furiously, he asks them what they're doing.
"Well, we can't pass up this wonderful weather without getting out the barbecue!"
Satan realizes he's been doing the wrong thing. He goes to the boiler room and turns it down until it's at a colder temperature than ever seen on earth.
He knows he's won now, so he goes back to the Canadians' room, only to see them jumping up and down in excitement. He shouts at them in fury, "WHY ARE YOU STILL HAPPY?!?!?!"
They look at him and shout at the same time, "Hell froze over! That means the Leafs won!"
One's a rain trek, and the other's a train wreck.
Screaming that he can't breath through his nose and that there is some kind of blockage.
He waits for a while (because it is in fact an ER) but is finally seen by a doctor. The doctor looks up the man's nose and finds a baby carrot lodged way the heck up there. The doctor looks bewildered.
The man sees the look of concern on the Docs face and asks what the problem is.
The Doctor says to the man "the problem appears sir, that you are not eating properly".
Reports say flying debrie is the main cause of concern
"I heard on Reddit that you need cake to get the car, ma."
"Rudolph the red knows rain dear"
Because he heard it had already blown several transformers.
I guess you can say it's problem-attic
I wish this was funny, my roof is fucked
(I did make that joke up tho)
“You guys are doing a grate job.”
He’s an octa puss now
Unbeeleavable
He's my cousin twice removed.
Oof
..... oof !!
You look for fresh prints
I’m sure he’ll come around, eventually.
He’ll come around eventually.
Look for the fresh prints…
He’ll come around, eventually.
oof
