Stock pot Puns

A list of puns related to "Stock pot"

Why do they sell red wine reduction in stock pots?

Because doing it yourself is a paste of wine.

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👤︎ u/Joe4nna
📅︎ Oct 05 2020
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Brother approaches me: "Do you know why you should trust the inside of a pot more than the outside of a pot?"

"Because I don't put much stock on the outside of a pot."

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👤︎ u/remake20
📅︎ Dec 29 2017
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At work today

Someone mentioned that they had dropped their iphone in a pot of chicken stock. I replied that they should have put apple soup on the menu the next day. At least I laughed.

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👤︎ u/hailsatanworship
📅︎ Feb 01 2016
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Dad sees me at work

I was holding a a box of crock pot mixes about ready to stock them on the shelf when I see dad as he says,

"That box is a load of crock"

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👤︎ u/Ritewing
📅︎ Dec 18 2013
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