A list of puns related to "Stateside"
I am buying him a bottle opener before I go back stateside (USMC) and cannot figure out what to get engraved on it. He is kinda stale, so dry sense of humors welcome!
[Note: I'm British. Doesn't work so well stateside]
Some older bloke knocks his phone onto the floor and doesn't seem to notice/care.
Me: Excuse me, mate. You dropped your phone.
Him: No, I didn't. It's a mobile phone. Goes around on its own.
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