Did you know the actor who plays Kirk in the new Star Trek movies longs to live in a forest of evergreen trees?
Ms Wilson, Australian star of the Pitch Perfect movies has announced she no longer believes in Santa.
She is a Rebel without a Claus.
What movies are rated 3.1416 stars?
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda: In charge of scheduling, I was.
I heard the catering on the Star Wars movies was exceptional. An admirable snackbar.
Why did the banana want to star in the movies?
Bruce Willis will probably star in action movies for the rest of his career.
You know what they say about old habits...
We live in a world where there are 7 Star Wars movies that have opening crawl.
Then there is a Rogue One.
Why are movie stars so cool?
Did you hear about the new movie about tropical birds, starring Ben Stiller?
It's called "Meet the Parrots"
A sequel is already in the works: "Meet the Flockers"
I found out that my salary from starring in porn movies was going to David Hasselhoff...
All my hard work was going to pay Hoff.
The next Star Wars movie will debut a new droid with a comically-short attention span.
What is the preferred hot beverage of movie stars?
What’s your favorite classic Christmas movie starring MaCaulay Culkin?
What do you call 2 movie stars fighting.
Did you hear they're remaking the movie Anaconda starring Sylvester Stallone?
They're gonna call it Rocky Balboa Constrictor
I wanted to see the new Star Wars movie today, but every showing was sold out
What do you call a fungal 80's movie star?
What do you call it when a movie star steals your girl?
The classic "chick-flick"
My favorite scene from any star trek movie is the one where Spock dies...
What do you call a Disney movie starring a DJ?
Did you hear about the movie star who broke his wrist whilst on set?
Don't worry, he's still in the cast
Last night my wife and I watched three movies back to back
Luckily I was the one facing the TV
I was caught smuggling a taco into the new star wars movie...
...they now call me Rogue Juan
What did the propeller say to the movie star?
It's nice to meet you. I'm a huge fan.
Did you hear about the new tomato soup and crackers movie starring Tom Cruise?
It’s called Bisquey Ritzness
Have y'all heard about the Jewish action-movie star?
I think his name is Sylvester Shalom
Why did the wookiee in a recent Star Wars movie stop eating after just one porg?
He must have been Chewie...
During a Star Wars movie marathon, my girlfriend caught me off-guard with this one
I was disappointed as usual that Liam Neeson's character was killed.
She suggested I let Qui-gons be Qui-gons.
I don’t think I’ll be disappointed with the new Star Wars movie...
My expectations are already solo.
My brother had a bad reaction to a nut while we were watching a Star Trek movie a while back
The incident is forever referred to as ,
"The Wrath Of Pecan"
Have you seen that movie that stars four transsexual Olly Murs?
It's called Trans-four-murs.
In the next Star Wars movie, it is revealed that Han Solo had two other sons.
Their names were Drum and Guitar
I heard that they are making a Star Wars movie with an Hispanic cast.
Did you hear Chris Hemsworth is starring in the next Frozen movie?
They hope he might Thor it out.
EDIT: Fixed it for you people who don't get it...
On December 18, 2015, seeing the new Star Wars movie will be on my R2D2-do list.
After the success of the new Star Wars movie, if Daisy Ridley looks for more money for the next film, and Disney say no ...
they'll call her Raisy Didley.
After watching the new Star Trek movie in 3D
I took my 3D glasses off and said in a loud voice, "Oh my gawd. I still see 3D." Another viewer told he appreciated the joke.
Did you hear that there were two competing titles for the new Star Wars movie?
You heard about the guy who fell asleep during the star wars movie?
They said the force awoke him
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order: 456123?
In charge of the sequence. Yoda was.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3?
In charge of the sequence. Yoda was.
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