Standard German Puns

A list of puns related to "Standard German"

An American, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, a Burmese, a Chinese, a Canadian, a Dutchman, a Dane, an Englishman, an Estonian, a German, a Japanese, a Korean, a Mexican, a Nepalese, a Pole, a Russian, and a Welshman all walk into a posh bar. The doorman says sorry, we have standards.

You can’t come in without a Thai.

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👤︎ u/Rocknocker
📅︎ Sep 23 2020
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German pots in a lift

A while ago, I had a funny interaction when I called the lift to go to my flat. In it, a deeply apologetic clearly German neighbour. She had it absolutely filled to the brim with assorted pots and vases.

Standard greetings, "no worries", and found myself a corner in which to stand in-between pots. Queue the jazzy lift music.

"So, what are you? Some sort of pot dealer?"

"Nein! Diese are from a Freund!“

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👤︎ u/WinterDeceit
📅︎ Aug 17 2021
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