Just dropping a short note to all at r/dadjokes

... Staccato

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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Did you hear about the Band Director who got fired and started a car towing company?

He called it Stuck Auto.

It was a huge success and he found time to focus on his passion for martial arts founding a new school based on starting slow and building up speed. It's called Crush En Do.

It was most noticeably used by a section of the terrorist organization in the United States Capitol. They're known as the D.C. Al Coda.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rannak
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2018
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They asked for it

Not sure why this question was yelled out at work, but I hopped on it like a staccato.

$CoWorker: "What's a Sonata?"

$Me: "It's Sonata word!"

I actually got booed for that reply. Totally worth it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kuebic
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2016
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