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Greetings Call of Duty: Mobile Community! We are thrilled, excited, and eager to bring you the first season of Call of Duty: Mobile in 2022 – Season 1: Heist! As of this post that new season has released and is available in-game, but make sure you’ve updated your game first since an update also released (yesterday) and that’s required to see all of the new maps, operators, weapons, and content. First, it wouldn’t be a new seasonal release without a high quality cinematic to help present the theme!
Season 1: Heist Official Trailer
The launch of this season also marks the launch of another season of comics! This is a new and future storyline branching off from the tragic and turbulent events of the last storyline. You may see some references and even operators coming into this new comics storyline later, but for now jump in and read up on a crew of familiar and new Call of Duty operators preparing to setup their own heist!
For the start of this season we have plenty coming at you right away, like the beloved Alcatraz BR map returning, the new Heist mode, new Battle Royale map updates, and of course a new Battle Pass! Let’s jump straight in with the usual calendar events, but if you are looking for some short summaries or in-game update details then jump all the way down to the bottom’s updates notes section.
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Here is a quick look at all of the newest events and others launching throughout the next week:
- 01/20 ~ Two New Seasonal Challenges
- 01/20 – 01/24 ~ Night Mode: Enhanced (MP Mode)
- 01/20 – 01/24 ~ Grind (MP Mode)
- 01/20 – 02/03 ~ Alcatraz (BR)
- 01/20 – 01/27 ~ Heist 24/7 (MP Mode)
- 01/20 – 01/27 ~ Slums 24/7 (MP Map)
- 01/21 ~ 02/03 ~ Second Chance Draw
- 01/25 – 01/30 ~ Capture The Flag (MP Mode)
- 01/25 – 01/30 ~ Gun Game Moshpit (MP Mode)
- 01/28 – 02/14 ~ Featured Event - Winter Wish
- 01/28 – 02/03 ~ Nuketown: Year of the Tiger (MP)
- 01/28 – 02/17 ~ Rock & Requiem Myt
“Why am I here?” Orn’tol asked.
Rob and Keira stopped short, curious expressions on their faces as they turned to face the young Ranger. “What do you mean?” Rob replied. He gestured at the empty street they’d been walking down a moment ago. “We’re searching for a Locus of Power. Same thing we’ve been doing for the past hour.”
“Yes, but why am I here?” Orn’tol gave a helpless sort of shrug. “You’re the only person that can sense a Locus of Power. At present, I’m little more than a tagalong. When you invited me to join your search, I assumed it was with the intent of giving me a purpose. Some way I could assist you.”
“You’re assisting,” Rob assured.
“How so?”
Shit. Called my bluff. “Um...” Rob stalled for a half-second. “Emotional support?”
Orn’tol sighed and shook his head. Rob decided to call that a win – Orn’tol would have been way more exasperated if he knew that the real reason he was there was because Rob got caught up in the moment and invited everyone along for dramatic effect.
“Emotional support is as fair a reason as any,” Keira said, lying through her teeth.
Orn’tol scowled at her, looking – just for an instant – like the spitting image of Riardin. “And why, pray tell, are you here?”
“I’m shirking my duties,” Keira stated. “Had I stayed with the crowd, they would have foisted responsibility after responsibility onto me, the first of which would have been hearing their vapid complaints.” She adopted a nasally, high-pitched tone. “Keira, why didn’t you slay the Blight in a single blow and spare us all this trouble? Keira, can you make my grief disappear with a few kind words and a pat on the back? Keira, Keira, Keira.”
She rolled her eyes and blew a stray strand of hair out of her face. “I can’t be bothered with any of their mundane trivialities. They address day-to-day issues, and I kill things that need killing. That’s the arrangement, and perhaps one day they’ll understand as much.”
Rob and Orn’tol blinked, glancing at each other as surreptitiously as they could. “Keira...” Rob said, hesitant. “Are you okay? That’s a bit more disdain for the townsfolk than usual.”
Keira winced. “We’re all apprehensive about what happened,” she hazarded. “In that regard, I am no different from anyone else.”
<She couldn’t kill something that needed killing,> Diplomacy supplied. *<She didn’t even try. As a result, Randor died, Lycia died, hundreds others died, and Elder Duran is on the verge of joining them. She feels as if she failed,
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Subboor Ahmad (a Muslim creationist) has invited the young earth creationist Paul Nelson to make a bunch of videos on his apologist channel to "test" common descent that he knows Paul Nelson has never published anywhere credible. I've already debunked the first 3 parts of this ongoing series:
Debunking young earth creationist Paul Nelson's attempt to "test" common descent
Debunking Paul Nelson's "test" for common descent, again
Debunking another of Paul Nelson's "test" for common descent
I'm now debunking the fourth and (so far) last part.
Testing Universal Common Descent - Part 4 - Dr Paul Nelson
As the video begins, Paul Nelson informs that he's writing a book on testing common descent. No better way to cash in on your pseudoscience! The video begins with him recapping on his earlier misrepresentations of the subject from Part 3, so see my refutation of Part 3 above for more on that. He also begins with his transition and origination probabilities again, so best to see my refutation of part 3 where he introduces that idea as well. But to put it simply: the origination probability is the probability that something can originate independently, whereas the transition probability is the probability of one thing transitioning into another, e.g. earlier apes to modern humans.
Paul Nelson tells us that common ancestry is an inference made by assuming that the major evolutionary transitions are very low-probability events which happened once. And because they only happened once, any organism with those evolutionary features must go back and so have common ancestry to that origination event. Paul thinks that singular origins is an "assumption" and that you can equally just "assume" multiple origins for the event by assuming a high origination probability for the evolved feature in question, which means that common ancestry is based on a baseless assumption that can just be reversed.
Here, Paul is either just lying or has no clue what he's talking about. When evolutionary biologists say th
... keep reading on reddit ➡“What the fuck…?”
“Wake up.” Korwin slapped Calvin on the cheek lightly. “We have a problem.”
“It’s cold as hell.” Calvin brushed away the freeze-boiling fluid away from his face. “Why are we using comms? What’s wrong with the atmospherics?”
“I’ve sped your revival up. Your body should be able to take it. Hope I didn’t interrupt a good dream.”
“Just a bad memory.” Calvin rubbed his eyes tiredly.
Korwin brought the screen from his disassembled pod to Calvin’s face.
“I need a second opinion.” Korwin pointed to the image he had caught.
“I’m still-”
“Now.”
Calvin shook his head in frustration, but looked. His machine face formed a tight expression.
“Djinn’s shithole.” Calvin glanced to the side. “The others?”
“Waking up on normal time. We need to think of a plan right now and execute it as we’re heating up, if I’m right.”
“You know this stuff better than me. How much time do you think we have?”
Korwin shrugged. “I don’t know.”
While they discussed, the others came into their consciousness inch by inch. First, there was the waking. It did not come with a flash of light, but the acknowledgement of darkness, like a blind man cured while his eyes were closed. Selera watched as the night outside her pod lifted enough to see the dim interior of her boat. Korwin’s face flashed past, then Calvin’s, then Korwin’s again. They moved like gophers between stalks of grass—blindingly fast and untrackable. As the hibernation pod’s systems warmed her body, her glacial consciousness hastened. Eventually the fast-forward events outside her pod slowed, and the seconds became seconds again. The door opened with a blast. She screamed soundlessly.
She was not exposed long. A suit assembled quickly over her. She breathed the air like a drowning woman brought to the surface.
“Why-? What is-? Why are we…?” She said, sputtering. Beside her, Hendricks went through similar conniptions in silence.
“Calm down,” Korwin said, his voice came through crisply inside the suit, “and focus. We are in danger.”
“I thought-”
“I need you to come with me. We are returning the engine to its normal state.”
“Okay. But what happened?” Selera asked as she exited the pod. She nearly sent herself careening. Her arm shot out to grasp the edge of the pod. “Have
... keep reading on reddit ➡I am attempting to remove a space from a spherical solid and having no luck. In terms of primitives, I have a rectangular pyramid larger than the sphere with its tip at the center of the sphere attempting to remove every bit of the sphere within it while replacing the boundary outside with faces.
I managed to figure out how to segment and delete the face of the sphere where I wanted it, but not fill in the inside with new faces, so I gave up on that.
Any idea on how I should go about this? Picture attached:
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I've tried wrapping a patch around the frame and using sculpt but it gave me some error saying it wouldn't change anything that is until I messed with the dot and arrows and managed to delete the whole object. I've tried drawing lines on the surface of the sphere to segment it plus the lines deeper in, in the hopes that it would split it into a separate object I could delete to leave behind the cavity. That didn't work either. Like I said earlier, I then used those same lines plus the split tool to finally delete the section of face I wanted, but then I was left with the dimensionless cavity within. If I had the delete face tool also heal the section I wanted deleted afterward, then it just wouldn't delete the face, undoing what it had just done.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
He lost May
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
The doctor says it terminal.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Last week's post seems to have been well received. Here's the TLDR version with dates so ya'll can take a look. Let me know if you find others with important dates this week:
$SNGX - 10/18
This week is all about the HyBryte platform. An abstract was selected and accepted for display and presentation at the National Organization for Rare Disorders Rare Diseases and Orphan Products Breakthrough Summit. The company will present the positive Phase 3 results with HyBryte™ in the context of the broader cutaneous T-cell lymphoma treatment landscape. This Summit begins on October 18th.
$RNAZ - 10/19
The company recently appointed scientific co-founder of TransCode, Zdravka Medarova, Ph.D., as Chief Technology Officer. Dr. Medarova presents on Day 2 (Oct. 19) of the International OligonucIeotides and Peptides Conference. Her segment begins in the afternoon on Tuesday. So that could be something to keep in mind if RNAZ stock is on your watch list right now.
$CTXR - 10/20 & 21
This week is a busy one for Citius. First, the company hosts a webcast on October 20th. Executive Chairman Leonard Mazur and Chief Medical Officer Dr. Myron Czuczman join CEO Myron Holubiak. The team discusses Cituis’ strategy and opportunities with I/ONTAK. A day later, on October 21, management discusses its pipeline of therapies, including the two late-stage treatments in Phase 3 trials. The company also plans on discussing its stem cell therapy program in development through the company’s NoveCite, Inc subsidiary.
$EVFM - 10/20
Despite its performance in the market, there are still a few things to know about the company if EVFM stock is still on your radar. The company delivers details on numerous abstracts at the American Society for Reproductive Medicine Scientific Congress on October 20. It will also give more information at the International Federation of Gynecology and Obstetrics XXIII World Congress of Obstetrics and Gynecology. Whether or not this helps turn things around is to be seen but is a highlight coming into the second half of October.
$SIOX - 10/21
Heading into mid-week, the company presents at the European Society of Gene & Cell Therapy Virtual Congress. This isn’t just a presentation on the broader strokes of the company; Managemen presents new clinical and preclinical data in 2 oral presentations and one poster presentation. These will include an update on the Phase 1/2 trial of AXO-AAV-GM1 in Typ 1 and Type 2 GM1 gangliosidosis. Sio
... keep reading on reddit ➡But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
Stuff
Putting this here so the mods let me post:
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Anyways this is my first Declass, and it s about SCP-6373 which I highly recommend you read before reading this declass otherwise you won't understand a thing.
Or you could watch TheVolgun's video on it (which, fun fact: was actually requested by me).
The Declass
I won't be going over the entire story, since not all of it matters to what I'm trying to say in the Declass, just going to put the details that matter to the Declass.
>SCP-6373 emit a strong rotting odor, causing visceral nausea
This is a detail that I want you to remember because it will become relevant later.
>This effect will not occur if SCP-6373 are contained in a location other than the Goffard Theater, located in Reading, Pennsylvania
Another detail you should remember. The connection to the Goffard theatre.
>An audience of at least one individual must be present at the theater to observe the performance, otherwise SCP-6373 will undergo decomposition.
Another one. Clearly from all of these we see themes of death and decay, this will become apparent a little while later.
>The Goffard Theater was opened in Reading, Pennsylvania in 1860 by French immigrant and entrepreneur Timothée Goffard. The theater was host to stage plays, musical performances, and in-house puppet shows that featured SCP-6373. The puppets were personally designed by Goffard, who maintained an intensive interest in puppeteering and often participated in the show’s production. These shows were massively profitable and popular among Reading’s children. It is unknown if SCP-6373 held any anomalous significance during the theater’s operation, but written evidence detailing pay-rolls of puppeteers and printed copies of scripts intended to be performed by SCP-6373 suggests they were ordinary puppets.
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>In 1884, the theater closed due to embezzlement committed by Goffard’s wife, Cynthia Cordier. Cordier’s actions were presumably in retaliation to Goffard's unfaithfulness in their marriage. This resulted in a divorce and subsequent legal battle, which Goffard lost.
I want you to remember this for later. Particularly the "ordinary puppets" part and the "Cynth
... keep reading on reddit ➡And now I’m cannelloni
