A list of puns related to "Special operations"
And i get cut off by an ambulance. When all of a sudden one of the back doors swings open and a cooler pops out and rolls out to the shoulder. I stop and pick it up. I open it and find what looks to be a severed toe. I immediately call 911.
Operator: "911 what's your emergency"
Me:"Yes, i was driving behind an ambulance and a cooler with a severed toe fell out! If you can please inform me what hospital it's going to i can deliver it right now!"
O:"I'm sorry sir but you can't transport that. You need a specially certified vehicle to do so."
M:"What kind of vehicle would that be?"
O:"A toe-truck!!"
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