At the grocery store with my wife and we walk past the meat counter.....
Me: Oh these ribs must be the extras!
My Wife: Huh? What are you talking about?
Me: The package says they are Spare Ribs.
My Wife: Oh geez, you really need to stop.
Some beer and a mop
Ground beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 4 legs? A cow. What do you call a cow with 6 legs? A disaster. What do you call a cow that is long? Spare ribs. What do you call a cow that is shaped like a circle? Round steak. What do you call a cow that is shaped like a square? Cubed steak. What do you call a cow in India? HOLY COW! What do you call a cow that makes chocolate milk? A Brown Swiss dairy cow. What do you call a cow with a wallet? A cash cow. What do you call a cow whose wallet has been stolen? A mad cow. What do you call a cow at the supermarket? Dead. What do you call a cow that comes back to life? A zombie. What do you call a cow zombie apocalypse? The End (to all cow jokes).
A Barbie-Queue
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So, I bruised my rib the other day but I'm feeling a lot better so I came into work. My boss was in and he asked me if I was feeling better and I told him I was. He asked what I did to help with it and I replied "well, last night I ate some spare ribs...."
Spare ribs
Spare ribs 😁
He said, “What’s a skeleton’s favourite meal?”
I wasn’t in the mood with my cracked ankle, and told him “I dunno.”
His response: “Spare ribs!”
I threw a pillow at him as he ran off laughing.
Spare ribs
We ordered Chinese food last night, and my dad and I love spare ribs. My dad pulls out the bag with the ribs and plops it on the table, it makes a "Thunk" sound and I jumped "Wow! There are a lot in there!" I said.
My dad smirks and says "Ribs? I bet we got a whole chest!" He began to snicker a little at his own comment.
"What do you mean a chest? They are clearly in a bag!" I answered. The look of pride and anger in his eyes was one I will never forget.
Spare ribs!
Courtesy of a giggling 4 y/o
...when I asked my dad what was for dinner he said:
"Spare ribs", and he actually made me eat spare ribs.
Ribs
Spare Ribs!
Ribs, spare ribs
