Spare Rib Puns

A list of puns related to "Spare Rib"

Can you Spare a Rib?

At the grocery store with my wife and we walk past the meat counter.....

Me: Oh these ribs must be the extras!

My Wife: Huh? What are you talking about?

Me: The package says they are Spare Ribs.

My Wife: Oh geez, you really need to stop.

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👤︎ u/cdub5298
📅︎ Jun 27 2016
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What is a skeleton's favorite snack?

Spare ribs.

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👤︎ u/kreyfor
📅︎ Dec 08 2020
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What's a cannibal's favorite snack?

A knuckle sandwich

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👤︎ u/Sirdavide101
📅︎ Nov 21 2019
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What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?

Spare ribs

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👤︎ u/PHATstuFF21
📅︎ Oct 31 2019
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What is a bowler's favorite food

spare ribs

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👤︎ u/Gartictus
📅︎ Aug 13 2016
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What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?

Spare ribs!

Courtesy of a giggling 4 y/o

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👤︎ u/BloodyDaft
📅︎ Jul 21 2017
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I one-upped my dad in a dadjoke-off.

We ordered Chinese food last night, and my dad and I love spare ribs. My dad pulls out the bag with the ribs and plops it on the table, it makes a "Thunk" sound and I jumped "Wow! There are a lot in there!" I said.

My dad smirks and says "Ribs? I bet we got a whole chest!" He began to snicker a little at his own comment.

"What do you mean a chest? They are clearly in a bag!" I answered. The look of pride and anger in his eyes was one I will never forget.

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👤︎ u/KaLinSka
📅︎ Mar 31 2014
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Last weak I broke my rib...

...when I asked my dad what was for dinner he said:

"Spare ribs", and he actually made me eat spare ribs.

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👤︎ u/FelixMcCulloch64
📅︎ Jul 20 2015
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What is a skeleton's favourite snack?

Ribs, spare ribs

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👤︎ u/Gashau
📅︎ Dec 18 2019
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