Just happened. My kids are running around blowing a party noise marker. My wife's sister says " it sounds like an elephant in there"
I look up, straight faced, and calmly reply, "yeah, we don't talk about that.."
My wife buried her face for a good minute.. I'm proud of that one.
EDIT: I showed my wife how many ppl thought this was funny and she told me to say "please don't encourage him" .. :)
Why do chickens only make one type of sound?
They can't think outside the bawks-
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Someday my prints will come
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A noisy noise annoys an oyster
My dog was sitting on top of some sound equipment
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I got an vinyl album of wasp sounds the other day. Played it, didn’t sound anything like wasps!
Then I realised I was playing the bee side.
I found an old vinyl record of insect sounds.
I put it on, expecting relaxing ambient sounds like cicadas and such, but all I got was a droning buzz. That's when I realized that I was playing the bee side.
There are only two white people in the movie Black Panther
Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
You come to the end of the road. North of you is the red house, west is the green house, east is the blue house. Where is the white house?
My friend makes a living off of being the sound of a clock.
Her actual words were, "I'm a tiktoker," but I knew what she meant.
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What would Walter White be called if he dealt in ketchup instead of meth?
Have you ever heard the sound of horses running?
It's too good too good too good too good.
My sister has been reading game of thrones and she really liked the line "the sound of steel on steel"
So she decided to steel it
Bought a litre and a half of White-Out/Tipp-Ex
My favorite part of the morning is the sound of pouring coffee into my metal thermos
It’s the little tings in life, ya know?
I made a joke about the song Staying Alive and how it sounds like women singing. Apparently many of you didn’t like it.
Hereby my sincere apolobeegies!
I was part of a class and i total , we were 100 students. I walked up to the front of the class , and wrote :"balloons" on the white board. So...
The other 99 read balloons.
I have very fond memories of my dad arriving home, wearing his white t-shirt, black leather jacket, giving me the thumbs up, and saying 'Ayyyy'...
What did the sound engineer say on his last day of work?
Scientists have recently recorded the sounds of two helium atoms laughing
Two lumberjacks were cutting wood. One of them shouted at the other over the noise of the chainsaw, “What was the name of that tree ring dating app you were using?”
The other replied, “Tiiiiimmmber!”
If Trump is afraid and hiding in the White House because of the protestors....
Does this make it a chicken coup?
My white noise machine broke tonight, so I called the manufacturer...
They gave me pretty sound advice.
Auditoriums are specially designed so that sound will bounce around the walls and ceiling in order to be projected to the audience. However, if you place a pigeon on the stage, the coo of said pigeon will not bounce.
This is because of a-coo-sticks.
What kind of watch does Snow White like to wear?
In an attempt to bring great pleasure to myself, I'll post controversial topics in white supremacist groups in the attempt to get funny reactions out of them.
I'm gonna make a compilation of soothing farting noises
Just got back from the doctors. Been diagnosed with Tinnitus.
Not sure I like the sound of that .
I’m telling my 5yr old about the wonderful world of literature and she says it sounds boring. I responded with
But... it’s lit! Hits the dad dab
I got an vinyl album of wasp sounds the other day. Played it, didn’t sound anything like wasps!
Then I realised I was playing the bee side.
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Scientists record the sound of two helium atoms laughing.
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