Daughter: โ€œHey dad whatโ€™s a tissues favorite kind of carโ€?

Me: โ€œwhatโ€? Daughter: โ€œA Sonataโ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/buddhaplayshockey
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 28 2018
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They asked for it

Not sure why this question was yelled out at work, but I hopped on it like a staccato.

$CoWorker: "What's a Sonata?"

$Me: "It's Sonata word!"

I actually got booed for that reply. Totally worth it.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Kuebic
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 15 2016
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Where do they come up with this stuff?

My father drives a Hyundai Sonata, and I needed the car to go to the store...

Me: 'Dad can I use your car to go to the store, please?'

Dad: 'Nope. Sorry.'

Me: 'I just need it for a few minutes. Please?'

Dad: 'I said no. It's my car, it's Sonata yours.'

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/I_love_fatties
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What's a tissues favorite car?

A Sonata

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/buddhaplayshockey
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