Solar power is the future!
But it won't happen overnight.
My kid asked me if I could explain a solar eclipse....
“That’s the biggest turd in the entire Solar Cistern!!” - Spock
What did the wind turbine say to the solar panel?
Why haven't aliens visited our solar system?
They looked at the reviews and only saw one star!
Dad can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?
I just got a job working at a solar farm
They have a bright future and I'm looking forward to the light workload.
The priest told me his boat runs on energy that came from Jesus
He said "the power of Christ propels you"
Got my whole family today, told them all I thought it was super cool that our boy’s bike is solar powered…
“What do you mean?”
“It’s powered by the son!”
The reason that aliens have never visited us is because our solar system has received terrible reviews.
Why do Aliens not Travel to Earth?
Because it's only a one-star Solar System
August 20, 2020: Scientists have discovered a "mystery object" in space. The object is equal to 2.6 solar masses.
March 1, 2021: (Update) Scientists have determined that the “mystery object” is made up of unmatched socks.
What's the biggest moon in the Solar System?
Why didn't Pluto get included in the Solar System family photo?
It missed the photo shoot because it forgot to planet.
Have you heard about the energy-efficient solar powered clothes dryer? They are very popular.
They are called a clothes line.
What holds the Solar System's pants?
I ordered this book online titled “How to Scam”.
It’s been 6 months now, I hope it arrives soon.
What is the solar system's favorite song?
A group of experts got together to talk about solar power equipment.
It was a panel discussion.
Someone told me you can watch a solar eclipse through a colander
I tried but just ended up straining my eyes.
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went..
I planned on making a joke about the Solar System…..
But not right now, I’ll planet later.
What did the father say when the child asked him to teach about solar eclipse?
Did it hear about the virtual solar system that went viral?
It had a weak iMoon system.
My son asked me to explain about solar eclipses for his home work.
"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
A son asks "Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
Dad can you please describe to me what a solar eclipse is?
Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?
Why don’t aliens visit our solar system?
They read the reviews and we only have one star.
Why haven't aliens visited our solar system?
They checked the reviews and saw only one star.
"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
Dad? Can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?
The reason aliens have never visited us is because our solar system has received terrible reviews…
Why haven’t aliens visited our Solar System yet?
They looked at the reviews... only 1 star
No one ever talks about the real reason why aliens never visited earth
Because our solar system gets terrible reviews we only have 1 star
Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?
Dad, can you explain solar eclipses?
Why don’t Aliens visit out solar system?
Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?
Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet?
After checking the reviews, they saw we only had one star.
My son asked if I could tell him what a solar eclipse is
Kid: Dad, can you tell me what is a solar eclipse?
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