Solar power is the future!
But it won't happen overnight.
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My kid asked me if I could explain a solar eclipse....
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︎ Mar 23 2023
βThatβs the biggest turd in the entire Solar Cistern!!β - Spock
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︎ Jan 16 2023
What did the wind turbine say to the solar panel?
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︎ Feb 06 2023
Why haven't aliens visited our solar system?
They looked at the reviews and only saw one star!
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︎ Feb 22 2023
Dad can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?
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︎ Jan 30 2023
I just got a job working at a solar farm
They have a bright future and I'm looking forward to the light workload.
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︎ Feb 02 2023
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︎ Feb 02 2023
The priest told me his boat runs on energy that came from Jesus
He said "the power of Christ propels you"
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︎ Apr 03 2023
Got my whole family today, told them all I thought it was super cool that our boyβs bike is solar poweredβ¦
βWhat do you mean?β
βItβs powered by the son!β
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︎ Oct 23 2022
The reason that aliens have never visited us is because our solar system has received terrible reviews.
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︎ Jun 15 2022
Why do Aliens not Travel to Earth?
Because it's only a one-star Solar System
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︎ Apr 01 2023
August 20, 2020: Scientists have discovered a "mystery object" in space. The object is equal to 2.6 solar masses.
March 1, 2021: (Update) Scientists have determined that the βmystery objectβ is made up of unmatched socks.
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︎ Sep 09 2022
pun city
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︎ Jan 01 2023
What's the biggest moon in the Solar System?
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︎ Oct 19 2022
Why didn't Pluto get included in the Solar System family photo?
It missed the photo shoot because it forgot to planet.
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︎ Aug 07 2022
Have you heard about the energy-efficient solar powered clothes dryer? They are very popular.
They are called a clothes line.
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︎ Sep 28 2022
What holds the Solar System's pants?
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︎ Jul 11 2022
I ordered this book online titled βHow to Scamβ.
Itβs been 6 months now, I hope it arrives soon.
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︎ Mar 10 2023
What is the solar system's favorite song?
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︎ Jul 02 2022
He's still in the dark
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︎ Jan 24 2023
A group of experts got together to talk about solar power equipment.
It was a panel discussion.
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︎ Aug 22 2022
Someone told me you can watch a solar eclipse through a colander
I tried but just ended up straining my eyes.
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︎ Jan 21 2022
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went..
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︎ Jan 20 2023
I planned on making a joke about the Solar Systemβ¦..
But not right now, Iβll planet later.
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︎ Feb 09 2022
What did the father say when the child asked him to teach about solar eclipse?
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︎ Jun 26 2022
Did it hear about the virtual solar system that went viral?
It had a weak iMoon system.
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︎ Jun 14 2022
My son asked me to explain about solar eclipses for his home work.
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︎ Mar 02 2023
"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
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︎ Nov 28 2022
A son asks "Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
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︎ Feb 01 2023
"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
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︎ Dec 08 2022
Dad can you please describe to me what a solar eclipse is?
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︎ Jan 19 2023
Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?
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︎ Dec 31 2022
Why donβt aliens visit our solar system?
They read the reviews and we only have one star.
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︎ Nov 07 2022
Why haven't aliens visited our solar system?
They checked the reviews and saw only one star.
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︎ Apr 04 2022
"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
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︎ Aug 30 2022
Dad? Can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?
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︎ Aug 26 2022
The reason aliens have never visited us is because our solar system has received terrible reviewsβ¦
β¦we only have one star.
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︎ Aug 11 2022
Why havenβt aliens visited our Solar System yet?
They looked at the reviews... only 1 star
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︎ Feb 09 2021
No one ever talks about the real reason why aliens never visited earth
Because our solar system gets terrible reviews we only have 1 star
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︎ Oct 07 2022
Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?
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︎ Jul 25 2022
Dad, can you explain solar eclipses?
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︎ Aug 07 2021
Why donβt Aliens visit out solar system?
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︎ Jun 19 2022
Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?
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︎ Jan 16 2022
Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet?
After checking the reviews, they saw we only had one star.
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︎ Nov 18 2021
My son asked if I could tell him what a solar eclipse is
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︎ May 03 2020
Kid: Dad, can you tell me what is a solar eclipse?
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