Software patents under the European Patent Convention Puns

A list of puns related to "Software patents under the European Patent Convention"

TIL anti-personnel mines are unpatentable under the European Patent Convention, because the publication or exploitation of such inventions are contrary to the "ordre public" and/or morality. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ant…
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👤︎ u/ShitInMyCunt-2dollar
📅︎ Dec 03 2017
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Sergio Demian Lerner on Twitter: All the patents under my sole control I have abandoned, both software and hardware. Take anything I said or wrote, go and implement it. :) twitter.com/sdlerner/stat…
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👤︎ u/blockologist
📅︎ Nov 12 2016
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Users of Popular Open Source Software including jQuery, Apache Hadoop under Patent Attack jdsupra.com/legalnews/pop…
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👤︎ u/Sebazzz91
📅︎ May 20 2019
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Effective immediately, for every patent Mozilla acquires, Mozilla will immediately offer everyone a royalty-free non-exclusive license to all of Mozilla’s patents under the Mozilla Open Software Patent License (MOSPL)

When a patent owner obtains a patent, it generally means the owner has the right to stop others from innovating under the patent’s claims.

With MOSPL, Mozilla flipped this idea on its head and created a way to use patents to expressly permit everyone to openly innovate.

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👤︎ u/OMGCluck
📅︎ Nov 05 2015
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Software patents poised to make a comeback under new patent office rules arstechnica.com/tech-poli…
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👤︎ u/Content_Policy_New
📅︎ Jan 10 2019
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Software patents poised to make a comeback under new patent office rules | Ars Technica arstechnica.com/tech-poli…
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👤︎ u/GlacialTurtle
📅︎ Jan 10 2019
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MEPs rebuke European Patent Office over conventional breeding copyright euractiv.com/section/agri…
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👤︎ u/jumaro1999
📅︎ Sep 21 2019
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Software patents poised to make a comeback under new patent office rules arstechnica.com/tech-poli…
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👤︎ u/jabberwockxeno
📅︎ Jan 12 2019
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Software Patents Are Increasingly Coming Under Fire In Court techcrunch.com/2015/02/23…
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👤︎ u/Bossman1086
📅︎ Feb 23 2015
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Design Patent Drawings & Views. Using 3D models to generate patent drawings? Learn about the proper naming conventions of figures and views. youtu.be/0TTLogrGSyU
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👤︎ u/nbgdrafting_design
📅︎ Mar 02 2020
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European Patent Office BLUNDER leads to grant of a new patent on conventional breeding no-patents-on-seeds.org/e…
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👤︎ u/KhanneaSuntzu
📅︎ Feb 20 2014
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A new crypto mining patent by software giant Microsoft could change the way people and the industry views mining operations. By using human body data instead of electrical power, it may revolutionize the crypto industry. micky.com.au/microsoft-cr…
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👤︎ u/Cresource_
📅︎ Apr 07 2020
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We met our funding goals! The full $125,000 has been raised to defend software freedom from patent litigation secure.givelively.org/don…
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👤︎ u/bwyazel
📅︎ Nov 03 2019
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Democratic Senator Under Fire for Invoking January 6 Attack to Justify Opposing Vaccine Patent Waiver commondreams.org/news/202…
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👤︎ u/The1stCitizenOfTheIn
📅︎ May 03 2021
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Software Patents Should Require the Code to be Open Source tortugatech.wordpress.com…
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👤︎ u/grauenwolf
📅︎ Jan 25 2019
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Here's Why Software Patents Are in Peril After the Intellectual Ventures Ruling fortune.com/2016/10/03/so…
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👤︎ u/onewugtwowugs
📅︎ Oct 03 2016
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Blockstream threatening legal action against segwit2x due to Segwit patents. All competing software now requires their consent. BCH is the only way forward.

"decisive action against it, both technical and legal, has been prepared."

https://lists.linuxfoundation.org/pipermail/bitcoin-segwit2x/2017-August/000259.html

"Blockstream having patents in Segwit makes all the weird pieces of the last three years fall perfectly into place":

https://falkvinge.net/2017/05/01/blockstream-patents-segwit-makes-pieces-fall-place/

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👤︎ u/livecatbounce
📅︎ Aug 22 2017
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ELI5: How do software patent holders know their patents are being infringed when they don't have access to the accused's source code?
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👤︎ u/storebot
📅︎ Oct 17 2015
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LQMT Patents creation under Lugee's watch

Here's the list

https://patents.google.com/?inventor=joseph+stevick&after=priority:20160101&num=25&oq=inventor:(joseph+stevick)+after:priority:20160101+&sort=old

Note out of 15 creations, only 2 were explicitly assigned LiquidMetal. Rest all have association with Apple and/or Crucible Intellectual Property (CIP)

TTA with Apple was expired on 3/1/2016 with no "announced" extension or termination. Yet Patent works FILING still occurs upon TTA expiration date.

This is clear sign that Apple, Lugee and LQMT are still DEEPLY in the mix.

One would expect these 13 out of 15 patents are associated with upcoming products that Apple cares dearly while remaining 2 appears to be associated with Medical and Industrial market.

IMHO

The most important two patents are following:

https://patents.google.com/patent/US20170090515A1/en?inventor=stevick&after=filing:20160101&language=ENGLISH&num=25&sort=old

https://patents.google.com/patent/US20170087804A1/en?inventor=stevick&after=filing:20160101&language=ENGLISH&num=25&sort=old

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👤︎ u/joshuaeyu
📅︎ Apr 12 2021
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The European Patent Office is ready to issue Unitary EU patents intellectualpropertyplane…
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👤︎ u/IPP-blog
📅︎ Jan 22 2020
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End Software Patents endsoftpatents.org/
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👤︎ u/runvnc
📅︎ Sep 12 2019
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TIL in the 1950's, Louisiana State Senator Dudley J. LeBlanc sold Hadacol, a wildly popular patent medicine made from alcohol and vitamins, and carried around the country for conventions a parrot trained to say "Polly wants Hadacol" in a limousine bearing her name in gold quackwatch.org/13Hx/MM/15…
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👤︎ u/Johannes_P
📅︎ Oct 14 2017
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The European Patent Office is ready to issue Unitary EU patents intellectualpropertyplane…
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👤︎ u/IPP-blog
📅︎ Jan 22 2020
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New Zealand just abolished software patents. Here’s why the U.S. should, too "What’s wrong with the patent system? Most people cite problems with patent trolls or low patent quality. But a recent study by GAO makes it clear that the real problem is more specific: Patents on software don’t work." washingtonpost.com/blogs/…
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👤︎ u/Libertatea
📅︎ Aug 31 2013
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TIL the patent for toilet paper (1891) features an illustration that would imply the correct way the roll should be placed would be so the paper hangs over, and not under. uk.businessinsider.com/pa…
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👤︎ u/fossilmerrick
📅︎ Dec 12 2017
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👤︎ u/Maltesebasterd
📅︎ Jun 05 2019
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