SnipSnap Puns

A list of puns related to "SnipSnap"

I got a vasectomy because I didn’t want kids.

But when I came home they were still there.

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👤︎ u/mrbenten
📅︎ Mar 06 2022
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Wife: You got a vasectomy without telling me. Are you serious??

Me: Yes, I’m not kidding you.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 27 2019
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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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👤︎ u/demotrek
📅︎ Jan 13 2022
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Her: You got a vasectomy without talking to me? Are you serious?

Him: Yes, I’m not kidding you.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 05 2018
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My wife and I didn't want to have kids, so I had a vasectomy

But when we got home they were still there

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👤︎ u/dohimer
📅︎ Jun 11 2018
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