3 Hilarious Slay the Dragon Puns

What do you call the cow that slayed a dragon?

Legendairy.

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👤︎ u/52754215

📅︎ Sep 13 2017

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What’s the difference between a knight and Santa’s reindeer?

One slays the dragon, and the other’s draggin’ the sleigh.

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👤︎ u/EnhancedSurveillance

📅︎ Dec 26 2020

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Oh God...

I was talking to my dad just now about the legend of St George. He said, jokingly, that the knight did slay a dragon and I retorted with.

"Yeah, and allegedly a rose bloomed out of its blood,"

His reply? "Yup, allegendly,"

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👤︎ u/inguaz

📅︎ Jan 27 2015

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