What do you call a person who sucks at video games but has positively radiant skin?

An exfoliating scrub

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👤︎ u/sec713
📅︎ Sep 07 2016
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Girlfriend dadjoked for the first time in two years

I had previously told her that I'm afraid of going bald as I get older. Cut to later in the day...

Me: Gore in movies and games doesn't bother me when heads and arms and stuff are getting sliced off. But I get a little cringy when it's a scalpel cutting into skin; precision cuts are weird for me.

GF: Is it because it's a scalp el?

Me: ...

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👤︎ u/magladek
📅︎ Dec 20 2014
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