A list of puns related to "Skin Graft Records"
Ass skin for a friend
Because of her injuries the doctors are unable to take skin from any part of her body, so they must rely on a donor. Her husband of 25 years volunteers and the operation goes ahead. Whilst deciding which bit of his skin to use he mentions he has a smooth bottom and perhaps that would be the best place to take the graft from. The surgeon agrees and after 5 gruelling hours of surgery the operation is a complete success.
When the woman wakes up and sees the result, she is so overwhelmed that she says 'I can never thank you enough for this. I will do whatever you want by way of thanks'.
The husband smiles and says, 'We've been married for 25 years and there's nothing you can give me that you haven't already. Besides, when your mother kisses your cheek, that'll be all the thanks I'll ever need'.
Not for me, just ass skin for a friend
Edit: not electrocuted, but shocked
This happened in Idaho during a cross-country move, so it was not in a state they live in.
Context: Her hand clamped on the wire and had to be yanked off after being electrocuted. The blood vessels may be injured and they had to cut away tissue from her little hand. They wonβt know the true damage until they see a burn specialist once at their final destination. Overall very traumatic but thankfully she did not die.
At first the hotel manager refused to believe they were telling the truth, until he saw her wounds and the wire. They absolutely will not be able to afford specialist and future surgeries.
They want to seek legal counsel but arenβt sure if they should try to find someone in the state it happened or in the state that they are moving to?
Any advice would be greatly appreciated.
just curious, would love to hear from Taj or someone about this
Are you a true vegan if you get burned and use fish skin grafts?
A cheek for a cheek as I always say!
Thanks in advance - I had to have surgery a few weeks back and Iβm not allowed to get my heart rate above 110ish - nothing cardiac related - skin graft. Going above 110 wonβt damage the graft but will likely cause the graft to bleed.
Does anyone know of a simple app that will audibly alert you if you go above a user defined heart rate?
Iβm coming up a little short on this in my searchesβ¦..
Thanks all!
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