If you smoke a joint on a ski lift...

Would it then be called a Gonja-la?

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📅︎ Jan 06 2020
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Ski lifts always chair me up.
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👤︎ u/piercelol
📅︎ Aug 03 2017
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Why couldn't the wikileaks contributor get to the ski lift?

He was Snowden.

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📅︎ Dec 03 2017
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I was snowboarding with my dad (who was skiing) and he pulled this.

Setup:

  I didn't have enough speed to get past a flat area that we reached, and we were on our last run of the day. I had to unbuckle one of my boots and pushed myself to the slope. My dad was worried that we were running late and they would send ski patrol to guide us down. (We got on the lift last minute)

  The joke:

  dad: "what are you doing?"

  me: "I was getting close to the wooded area (there was a fork) and I didn't want to run into a tree"

  dad: "well hurry up and let's skedaddle ski-daddle"

  I didn't get the joke until I was going back downhill, so he didn't hear how hard I groaned.

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👤︎ u/Erynfi
📅︎ Feb 19 2017
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