Eisenbach Puns

Craig is joined by guests actress Maria Bello, comedian Derek Waters, and professor David Eisenbach as they debate and discuss history's most influential drug.

Shortlist:

• Alcohol

• Cocaine

• LSD

• P.E.D.s

• Marijuana

• Caffeine

Winner:

Episode 9 link: http://www.history.com/shows/join-or-die-with-craig-ferguson/season-1/episode-9

Thoughts on the latest episode (including the format, topic, and guests)?

I thought it would be fun to take a look at games that are highly rated on BGG, but also have a high turnover rate. For this experiment, I defined turnover rate as "previously owned" divided by "owned". The dataset includes games with a BGG rank of 3000 or better and a average rating of 7 or more. I removed all of the Exit and Unlock games, since they generally get played once and then passed on. I haven't looked over the list in detail yet, but some trends jump out immediately. Games with multiple or deluxe editions get turned over more frequently (Rococo, London, Glen More). A few Vital Lacerda games also made the list. Some of them are older editions, but some of this may be people discovering that they're too complex. There are also a number of titles on the list that are out-of-print, which could just be people taking advantage of the demand. Then there are the polarizing games. Ones that you're either going to love or hate. Chicago Express is probably the first train game for a lot of people.

Are there any games on this list that you're surprised to see? Are there any that you expected (and why?)

 

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Season 143’s PC car is the BMW M8 Coupe. This car had a golden cup and evolution cup from April 3-9 2020. The final times required for the two cups were 9.523s and 8.449s respectively. The current fastest time for the M8 Coupe is 8.078s placing it at 356th, in the bottom 25% of Tier 5 cars. As such building this car for anything other than the prestige cup or other specific event isn’t particularly recommended.

BMW (which stands for Bayerische Motoren Werke GmbH (roughly Bavarian Engine Works Company)) was created in 1917 by the Munich company Rapp-Motorenwerke as the successor company to Bayerische Flugzeugwerke AG. It was incorporated by Knorr-Bremse in 1920 and refounded as BMW AG in 1922. BMW’s first production vehicle was a straight-six aircraft engine, the BMW IIIa. Following the end of WW I, BMW transitioned to producing motorcycle engines, farm equipment and railway brakes. The first BMW motorcycle was the R 32 in 1923. BMW did not produce an auto until 1928 when it’s first BMW 3/15 was produced which was a modified Dixi as a result of the purchase of another company, Fahrzeugfrabrik Eisenbach which had been producing Austin Sevens under the Dixi label. BMW rapidly expanded in the 1930s into sports cars and luxury cruisers. During WW II, BMW completely ceased automobile production and focused almost exclusively on aircraft engines with a side line of motorcycle production maintained. BMW plants were heavily bombed during the war and it’s remaining facilities were banned from producing vehicles or aircraft after the war. The company survived until 1948 by producing pots, pans, and bicycles. In 1948 it restarted motorcycle production, and in 1952 car production with the BMW 501 luxury saloon.

After escaping a takeover attempt by rival Daimler-Benz in 1959 BMW produced the BMW 700 (with a large investment by Herbert and Harald Quandt) which was a large success and assisted in the company’s solvency. The BMW M division produced its first road and supercar in 1978 followed by the first BMW M5 in 1984, and M3 in 1986. BMW purchased Rover in 1994 but sold off most Rover brands in 2000 (keeping Mini and Rolls Royce) due to financial losses. In 1995 BMW expanded the lineup with the Z3 to include a two-seat roadster for the first time and in 1999 the X5 brought the company into the SUV market. Other BMW firsts include mass-produced turbocharged engine (2006), hybrid (2010), electric car (2013), and front-wheel drive (2014).

The M8 was int

They’re on standbi

Buenosdillas

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

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Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac