A list of puns related to "Simon Wells"
We were sitting chilling on the sofa, watching crap telly, she turned to me and said, "I'm tired".
"Nice to meet you tired, I'm Simon"
She's well used to my shit, so she fixed me with a steely gaze, totally unimpressed, and barked, "You're so funny".
"No, I'm Simon. I just told you that".
I snickered silently to myself as I ducked under the remote control that was thrown -hard- at my head.
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