Siddharth Menon Puns

According to me,Nepotism in bollywood is not that much as compared to other Indian film industries.At present,they are barely 25 male actors in bollywood who constantly gets lead roles in movies,nowadays. For example,have a look at number of outsider lead actors in bollywood at present who are constantly getting lead role

1.Srk 2.Akki 3.Ayushman 4,Ranveer Singh(Anil's family did'nt helped him to get movies) 5.John Abraham 6. Kartik Aaryan 7. Rajkumar Rao 8. Siddharth Malhotra 9. SIDDHANTH Chaturvedi 10. Vidyut Jamwal 11. Vikrant Massey 12. Ali Fazal

Moreover,Actors like ,Pankaj Tripathi,Manoj Bajpai,Nawaz,KK Menon,Aparshakti also constantly gets roles and most of the directors and singers/musicians in b'wood are also outsiders.

They are barely 10-15 who are actresses in bwood who constantly gets lead roles nowdays.So,let's have a look at outsider actresses in bollywood who are getting lead roles as compared to nepo actresses-:

1.Deepika 2.Vidya 3.Kangna 4.Tapsee 5.Kriti 6.Mrunal 7.Bhumi 8.Vaani Kapoor 9.Sanya Malhotra 10 Tara Sutaria

I did'nt mentioned Anushka and Priyanka cause they are much not active at present

Basically,Main point of this thread is if you are talented and hard working,then you can surely get work in this industry

Please share your thoughts on this topic

I'll start:

Edhiri - Beautiful visuals and framing. Amazing acting by all the actors, but especially Revathi Ma'am. My goodness her acting is top-notch. I think the story about revenge and forgiveness has been played out a lot recently, and it was mostly a simplistic take on repentance. It could done a little better with that aspect.

Summer of '92 - A somewhat funny story that just meandered its way through events. Not saying that stories should only have an arc that ends, but it felt like there was no purpose. Quite a few stories in this anthology feel like they didn't know where to end.

Project Agni - Not sure what to think about it, but definitely among the lower ranks in this collection. I liked the set designing and both Arvind Swami and Prasanna's acting, and I also liked that they weren't being shy about the fact that they were borrowing all this big ideas from Hollywood and other places. The VFX was also pretty good. However, I think by trying to be ambitious with its ideas, it kinda failed in building up its relationships, and the twist near the end didn't work for me too.

Payasam - Definitely the most interesting of the lot. Lots of interesting dynamics that aren't completely explored but are just explored enough to keep you guessing. Delhi Ganesh and Aditi Balan are great in their roles and the setting and music all feel believable for its time. At first I felt it just ended out of nowhere, but I also feel like I need to watch it again to understand it better. Very interesting short film.

Peace - It's good to see Karthik Subburaj back in form here. My personal favourite just because I'm happy to see a good filmmaker come back to doing what he does and do it well, but also because my man Santhosh Narayanan's score is also great, although the best of this collection is the next one. Fabulous one take, great cinematography (actually all the films here have some amazing cinematography), manages to balance both the bigger problem and the smaller picture and capture the essence of an act of kindness.

Roudhram - The best of the lot. Surprised to see Arvind Swami come up with this. Everything about this short was phenomenal. I could go on about it but you just have to watch it. Ramesh Thilak still only gets a small role tho, even in a short film, feel bad for him man.

Inmai - I enjoyed it, but definitely feels like a downgrade after watching these back-to-back quality films. Siddharth and Parvathy are great in their roles (man Siddharth can loo

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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Summary:

A group of collegians are forced to take shelter in a mysterious Krishna Cottage for the night. Little do they know that the cottage is haunted by a spirit.

Director:

Santram Varma

Writers:
R. M. Joshi, Abhigyan Jha & Nirav Vidya

Cast:

• Sohail Khan as Manav / Amar Khanna
• Isha Koppikar as Disha
• Anita Hassanandani as Shanti
• Rati Agnihotri as Sunita Menon
• Vrajesh Hirjee as Puneet "Talli" Kumar
• Divya Palat as Nupur
• Hiten Tejwani as Akshay
• Ali Hassan as Kabeer
• Rajendranath Zutshi as Professor Siddharth Das
• Rajendra Gupta as J.C. College's Principal
• Usha Nadkarni as Disha's mom

5.2/10 - IMDb
29% - Rotten Tomatoes

VOD: Hotstar

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Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

While the films down south are often rich in content, the language barrier restricts the audience across the country from enjoying it. However, many of them are now being remade in Bollywood, making them available for a larger audience. While we have seen many south remakes in the past, there are many upcoming ones in the pipeline.

From ‘Jersey’ to ‘Tadap’ to ‘Gumrah’ and others, here’s a rundown of Hindi remakes of south films to look forward to!

#‘Jersey’ (Telugu to Hindi)

After impressing the audience down south, the makers of the 2019 hit Telugu film, ‘Jersey’ are remaking the film in Hindi. The film is about a talented but failed cricketer, who decides to return to cricket in his late thirties. The man is driven by the desire to represent the Indian cricket team and fulfil his son's wish for a jersey as a gift.

The Hindi remake will also be directed by Gowtam Tinnanauri, who has helmed the original and will star Shahid Kapoor in the lead role. His first look as a cricketer in the film has already made his fans super excited for the movie. It will also feature Pankaj Kapur and Mrunal Thakur in the lead roles.

#RX100 (Telugu) to ‘Tadap’ (Hindi)

Suneil Shetty’s son Ahah Shetty will mark his Big Bollywood debut with the Hindi remake of hit Telugu film, ‘RX100’. The film has been renamed as, ‘Tadap’ and also stars Tara Sutaria in the lead role. The film is about a village boy who falls in love with the daughter of a local politician.

The love saga will be directed by Milan Luthria and produced by Sajid Nadiadwala. The original film featured Kartikeya Gummakonda and Payal Rajput in the lead roles.

#Anniyan’ (Tamil) dubbed as Aparichit in Hindi remake

Have you watched the 2005 Tamil blockbuster film, ‘Anniyan’? We are sure most of you have! The Hindi dubbed version of the film was titled, ‘Aparichit’. The film starred Vikram in the lead role.

Bollywood is all set to make a Hindi version of the movie. Directed by south filmmaker Shankar, the film will reportedly stare Ranveer Singh in the lead role. It will also feature Kiara Advani as the female lead.

#'Kaithi' (Tamil) remake

Ajay Devgn is undoubtedly the king of south remakes in Bollywood. After starring in films like, ‘Drishyam’, ‘Son Of Sardar’, ‘Singham’ and others, he is all set to feature in ‘Kaithi’ remake. 'Kaithi' focuses on the journey of Dilli, an ex-convict, whose plans of meeting his daughter are thwarted when an inspector conducts a drug raid.

The original action-thriller featured

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

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You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

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