Sick Puppy Puns

A list of puns related to "Sick Puppy"

What should you do if your puppy falls sick?

Send him to a dogtor.

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👤︎ u/ikissedtaylorswift
📅︎ Mar 11 2019
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Do you know a good veterinarian?

::Lifts up arms and flexes muscles::

Because these puppies are sick.

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👤︎ u/MacItaly
📅︎ Nov 25 2019
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My dad told me he had to go to the vet.

I was 14 or something I just got off of school so I'm sitting on the couch as per usual and my dad walks in looking stressed the fuck out. "Hey, I think I gotta go to the vet..." I start slightly panicking but I'm curious so I ask, "why?" He proceeds to give me direct eye contact, flex his muscles and say, "CAUSE THESE PUPPIES ARE SICK!!!" then walks out of the room, proud as can fucking be.

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👤︎ u/BortyBoy
📅︎ May 17 2019
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